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• 21:27, 25 November 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page For Your Protection (Created page with "==Words== <poem> This bottle is sealed for your protection It requires a torque of approximately 374 newton-meters combined with a force of 37 kilograms in order to access the contents which might be dangerous if used improperly. We cannot be held liable for any injury incurred during this process, and we apologize for the inconvenience. Note that the razor-wire encircling the inner chamber is there to prevent improper use of this product by children, adults, or anyone...")
• 18:24, 1 November 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:20251101 124907.books I'll never read.rot-crop-adj.jpg ({{c/date|2025/11/01}} inspiration for Books I'll Never Read parody)
• 18:24, 1 November 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:20251101 124907.books I'll never read.rot-crop-adj.jpg ({{c/date|2025/11/01}} inspiration for Books I'll Never Read parody)
• 19:52, 29 October 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Books I'll Never Read (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|Dreams I'll Never See}} ==Words== <poem> Just one more evening I never had time for a read Pull my self into bed, yeah Exhaustion is guaranteed. Prop up on a pillow see how far I get eyelids start fallin' down, yeah... hands won't hold it up in front of me. Now I'm hung up on books I'm never gonna read, yeah... Lord help me, babe Sleep gets the best of me, yeah ''[instrumental solo]'' </poem>")
• 01:49, 24 October 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/date (Created page with "[[{{{1}}}]]/[[{{{1}}}/{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]]/[[[[{{{1}}}/{{{2}}}/{{{3}}}|{{{3}}}]]")
• 14:53, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Poetry/manuscript (Created page with "400px 400px")
• 14:50, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:C/date (Created page with "<includeonly>[[category:{{#sub:{{{1}}}|0|4}}/{{#sub:{{{1}}}|5|2}}/{{#sub:{{{1}}}|8|2}}]][[category:{{#sub:{{{1}}}|0|4}}/{{#sub:{{{1}}}|5|2}}]][[category:{{#sub:{{{1}}}|0|4}}]][[category:dates/{{#sub:{{{1}}}|5|2}}/{{#sub:{{{1}}}|8|2}}]]</includeonly>")
• 14:48, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:1997-11-18.Poetry lyrics-2.jpg (category:manuscript {{c/date|1997/11/18}} * '''what''': lyrics for Poetry)
• 14:48, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:1997-11-18.Poetry lyrics-2.jpg (category:manuscript {{c/date|1997/11/18}} * '''what''': lyrics for Poetry)
• 14:46, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:1997-11-18.Poetry lyrics-1.jpg (category:manuscript {{c/date|1997/11/18}} * '''what''': lyrics for Poetry)
• 14:46, 14 September 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:1997-11-18.Poetry lyrics-1.jpg (category:manuscript {{c/date|1997/11/18}} * '''what''': lyrics for Poetry)
• 19:15, 13 August 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/nneg (Created page with "'''-'''<span style="color: red;">{{{1}}}</span>")
• 19:14, 13 August 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/npos (Created page with "+<span style="color: green;">{{{1}}}</span>")
• 01:04, 13 August 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Sunny Gazebo (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished ==History== '''2025-08-12''' The "sunny gazebo" bit and the chords and bits of the melody came into my head about a week ago. I thought I'd probably forget them, but I didn't; they kept coming back, growing a little bit each time. ==Words== <poem> Well the world's going crazy and I don't understand all the people killing people and then taking their land. Do they need some excitement, that adrenaline shot? Do they get their kicks...")
• 18:27, 6 June 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page SPF (Redirected page to Street Poverty Fund) Tag: New redirect
• 01:42, 17 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:20250416 102544.jpg (category:cloudscape category:trees {{c/date|2025-04-16}})
• 01:42, 17 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:20250416 102544.jpg (category:cloudscape category:trees {{c/date|2025-04-16}})
• 02:06, 15 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page 2025/04 (Created page with "<noinclude> {{fmt/title|April, 2025}} </noinclude> ==Computery Stuff== * The software proceeds apace! The piece I needed most immediately (DBA, for DataBase Administrator), is now (as of yesterday) finally able to do imports (at least locally). I used it to import the VbzCart database onto my work laptop so I could get back to working on that. * I'm setting up a replacement for Statler, our home web/file server. The {{l/htw|Inventory/SYSBD005|first system board I tried}}...")
• 02:01, 15 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page 2025/03 (Created page with "<noinclude> {{fmt/title|March, 2025}} ==Computery Stuff== Mainly I've been working on a software project that's probably a bit arcane; the short version is that I need some tools to help me manage web sites better -- and even though there are a lot of existing tools for this, they don't work well for the way I think, so I'm writing some tools that do. See wooz:Latest for details. [https://toot.cat TootCat] continues to operate (mostly) smoothly and receive a lot of...")
• 12:46, 14 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page FAFO Xmas (Created page with "category:1950s category:Christmas category:politics * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree}}" ([https://genius.com/Brenda-lee-rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-lyrics lyrics]), because Zander keeps singing it ==Lyrics== <poem> Fuckin' around... and finding out... It's a felonious holiday! Screwin' up ev'ry thing in sight In the new old-fashioned way. Fuckin' around... and finding out... Let the chaos flood the zone Soon we'll live in a d...")
• 21:25, 13 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/inv (Created page with "[[htwiki:inventory/{{{1}}}|{{{2|{{{1}}}}}}]]")
• 20:56, 13 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs modified prefix "htwiki" (https://hypertwins.org/$1) (trans: 0; local: 0) in the interwiki table (changed URL structure at some point, apparently)
• 00:02, 2 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Elton John (Created page with "parodies of songs by {{l/wp|Elton John}}")
• 23:59, 1 April 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Beauty and the Beast (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:Elton John category:1970s category:1980s category:TV ==Indicia== * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|Benny and the Jets}} ([https://genius.com/Elton-john-bennie-and-the-jets-lyrics lyrics]) * '''subject''': {{l/wp|Beauty and the Beast (1987 TV series)}} ==Words== <poem> How... did... those two get together? They've got a strange connection, maybe something in the weather. When one of them's in trouble, the other...")
• 02:14, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs moved page Intermanglings to Category:Intermangling without leaving a redirect (seems like the best place for it)
• 02:14, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs deleted page Category:Intermangling (Deleted to make way for move from "Intermanglings")
• 02:11, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs imported Intermanglings by file upload (24 revisions) (moving from htwiki)
• 02:11, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs imported I Don't Want to See Emily Play by file upload (2 revisions) (moving from htwiki)
• 02:10, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Intermangling (Redirected page to Category:Intermangling) Tag: New redirect
• 02:02, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:1564756832.png (moved from htwiki)
• 02:01, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs imported File:1564756832.png by file upload (1 revision) (moving from htwiki)
• 01:52, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs imported Kryptonite Werewolves of Alabama by file upload (8 revisions) (moving from htwiki)
• 01:52, 27 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs imported Another House Bites the Dust by file upload (6 revisions) (moving from htwiki)
• 01:53, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Intermangling (Created page with "intermanglings, aka {{l/wp|mashup (music)|music mashup}}s")
• 01:50, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page It's in the Way That Would Be Good (Created page with "category:intermangling category:1980s category:Eric Clapton {{fmt/title|It's in the Way That Would Be Good}} thumb|600px|cover art * '''mashup of''': ** "{{l/wp|It's in the Way That You Use It}}" by Eric Clapton (1986): [https://genius.com/Eric-clapton-its-in-the-way-that-you-use-it-lyrics lyrics] ** "{{l/wp|Wouldn't It Be Good}}" by Nik Kershaw (1984): [https://genius.com/Nik-kershaw-wouldnt-it-be-good-lyrics lyrics] * '''p...")
• 01:43, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:Clapton-Kershaw.cover.png (cover art for It's in the Way That Would Be Good)
• 01:43, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:Clapton-Kershaw.cover.png (cover art for It's in the Way That Would Be Good)
• 01:39, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page I Can't Stand the Night Train (Created page with "category:intermangling category:Eric Clapton {{fmt/title|The Night Train? I Can't Stand It!}} thumb|600px|cover art * '''Mashup of''': ** "Night Train" ({{l/wp|Steve Winwood}}, from ''{{l/wp|Arc of a Diver}}'', 1980): [https://genius.com/Steve-winwood-night-train-lyrics lyrics] ** "I Can't Stand It" (Eric Clapton, 1981): [https://genius.com/Eric-clapton-i-cant-stand-it-lyrics...")
• 01:25, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page File:ICSTNT.cover.2025-03-24.png (cover art for I Can't Stand the Night Train)
• 01:25, 25 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:ICSTNT.cover.2025-03-24.png (cover art for I Can't Stand the Night Train)
• 02:42, 9 March 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Lately (Created page with "{{fmt/title|What I've Been Up to Lately|finally, some answers to this eternal question!}} ==March 2025== Mainly I've been working on a software project which it probably doesn't make sense to talk about much until more of it is working. The short version is that I need some tools to help me manage web sites better -- and even though there are a lot of existing tools for this, they don't work well for the way I think, so I'm writing some tools that do. Other recent-ish m...")
• 15:25, 8 February 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Lethargy (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1970s category:Beatles * '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Let It Be}} (my second!) * '''written''': 2025-01-10 (first post: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113807286394615555 TootCat]) ==Words== <poem> When we found ourselves in times of trouble demagogues ensured that we 'd be making bad decisions -- lethargy. And on our day of darkness despite spending all our energy we made bad decisions -- lethargy. (cho...")
• 15:33, 25 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Writing/2025/01/25 (Created page with "==Reject Hypernormalization: A Gaslit Nation Survey== '''(1/6) What have you found yourself accepting recently that you never thought could be a part your reality?''' (My answer depends somewhat on the scope of "recently" and "never" -- I mean, I've always been an avid SF reader, so very little of today's world seems super-surprising; it's mainly just disappointing. I even remember reading an article in the 1980s which talked about various social cycles, and showed tha...")
• 21:28, 21 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page The Life You Save (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|The Love You Save}} (by The Jackson Five), itself a reference to the phrase "the life you save may be your own" ** [https://genius.com/The-jackson-5-the-love-you-save-lyrics lyrics] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pLV9xZczM audio] * '''written''': 2025-01-21 ** The original song came up on the car stick this morning, which sparked the idea. ** Later that day I remembered the idea...")
• 15:03, 20 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Street Poverty Fund (Created page with "==Accounting== {| class="wikitable sortable" ! date || $ amount || fund balance || pocket balance || description/notes |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 19.12 || 19.12 || 0.00 || payout from GoFundMe to bank |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 0.88 || 20.00 || 0.00 || my contribution |- | 2025-01-10 || align=right | 20.00 || 19.12 || 20.00 || via ATM |- | 2025-01-19 || align=right | -20.00 || 0.00 || 0.00 || given to regular outside DCM |}")
• 02:33, 12 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page The Ultimate Snow-Job (Created page with "category:parody category:politics category:2000s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ([https://genius.com/Lemon-demon-the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-lyrics lyrics]) <poem> Ol' Don Trump was a-boppin' around D.C. city like a big playground when suddenly Elon burst from out of his pocket and hit Don Trump with a SpaceX rocket Don Trump got pissed and started into a rant {these bits are having rhyming...")
• 19:42, 11 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Project 2025 (Created page with "category:1970s category:politics category:Beatles * '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five}} ([https://genius.com/Wings-nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-five-lyrics lyrics]) by Paul McCartney ==Words== <poem> Ahh no you won't be left alive when Project 2025 is done with you. You may be right, and think you're fine, you may survive in some way but it won't be you. Whoa I... I just can't wrap my head around this plan these fashy jerks have got beh...")
• 00:52, 27 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs moved page Ag Pleez Elon to Ag Pleez Donny without leaving a redirect (better parallel, and premise makes more sense)
• 22:50, 26 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Ag Pleez Elon (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1960s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics]) ==Words== <poem> Ag pleez Elon, won't you balance up the budget? We wanna give more money to billionaires. We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office and then we'll blame our poverty on everyone but us. : ''chorus'' : Big trucks, firearms, : play-acting l...")
• 01:52, 22 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Yesterday's Raven (Created page with "category:Edgar Allan Poe category:Beatles * '''what''': bits of "[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48860/the-raven The Raven]" set to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles * '''first post''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113693832709471432 2024-12-21] on TootCat ==Lyrics== <poem> 🎵 Yesterday as I sat pondering forgotten lore seeking solace from the lost Lenore -- nameless here, forevermore. Suddenly there came a tapping at...")