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• 15:33, 25 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Writing/2025/01/25 (Created page with "==Reject Hypernormalization: A Gaslit Nation Survey== '''(1/6) What have you found yourself accepting recently that you never thought could be a part your reality?''' (My answer depends somewhat on the scope of "recently" and "never" -- I mean, I've always been an avid SF reader, so very little of today's world seems super-surprising; it's mainly just disappointing. I even remember reading an article in the 1980s which talked about various social cycles, and showed tha...")
• 21:28, 21 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page The Life You Save (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|The Love You Save}} (by The Jackson Five), itself a reference to the phrase "the life you save may be your own" ** [https://genius.com/The-jackson-5-the-love-you-save-lyrics lyrics] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pLV9xZczM audio] * '''written''': 2025-01-21 ** The original song came up on the car stick this morning, which sparked the idea. ** Later that day I remembered the idea...")
• 15:03, 20 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Street Poverty Fund (Created page with "==Accounting== {| class="wikitable sortable" ! date || $ amount || fund balance || pocket balance || description/notes |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 19.12 || 19.12 || 0.00 || payout from GoFundMe to bank |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 0.88 || 20.00 || 0.00 || my contribution |- | 2025-01-10 || align=right | 20.00 || 19.12 || 20.00 || via ATM |- | 2025-01-19 || align=right | -20.00 || 0.00 || 0.00 || given to regular outside DCM |}")
• 02:33, 12 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page The Ultimate Snow-Job (Created page with "category:parody category:politics category:2000s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ([https://genius.com/Lemon-demon-the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-lyrics lyrics]) <poem> Ol' Don Trump was a-boppin' around D.C. city like a big playground when suddenly Elon burst from out of his pocket and hit Don Trump with a SpaceX rocket Don Trump got pissed and started into a rant {these bits are having rhyming...")
• 19:42, 11 January 2025 Woozle talk contribs created page Project 2025 (Created page with "category:1970s category:politics category:Beatles * '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five}} ([https://genius.com/Wings-nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-five-lyrics lyrics]) by Paul McCartney ==Words== <poem> Ahh no you won't be left alive when Project 2025 is done with you. You may be right, and think you're fine, you may survive in some way but it won't be you. Whoa I... I just can't wrap my head around this plan these fashy jerks have got beh...")
• 00:52, 27 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs moved page Ag Pleez Elon to Ag Pleez Donny without leaving a redirect (better parallel, and premise makes more sense)
• 22:50, 26 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Ag Pleez Elon (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1960s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics]) ==Words== <poem> Ag pleez Elon, won't you balance up the budget? We wanna give more money to billionaires. We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office and then we'll blame our poverty on everyone but us. : ''chorus'' : Big trucks, firearms, : play-acting l...")
• 01:52, 22 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Yesterday's Raven (Created page with "category:Edgar Allan Poe category:Beatles * '''what''': bits of "[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48860/the-raven The Raven]" set to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles * '''first post''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113693832709471432 2024-12-21] on TootCat ==Lyrics== <poem> 🎵 Yesterday as I sat pondering forgotten lore seeking solace from the lost Lenore -- nameless here, forevermore. Suddenly there came a tapping at...")
• 14:47, 20 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Musical dialogue (Created page with "A "musical dialogue" is when musical passages are used as part of a larger text -- often as answers to questions from a reporter. The best-known example of this format is probably Dickie Goodman's 1975 hit single "{{l/wp|Mr. Jaws}}"; I'm also rather fond of the much-less-known [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kctf25m2dMw The Beatles at Three Mile Island] (which I discovered via ''The Doctor Demento Show'').")
• 14:40, 20 December 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Mister Trumpster (Created page with "category:humor category:spoken category:musical dialogue category:unfinished * '''reporter''': We are here at the inauguration of Ronald McTrumpster as the 47th president of the United States. * '''Trumpster''' [Ringo Starr] ** "My mama told me, I was great" ** "I knew that I had got somethin' goin' / All my friends told me I was great" ** "And you know what they told me? I was great" ** "I'm the greatest, and you better believe it, baby! / I'm gonna b...")
• 16:34, 24 September 2024 Woozle talk contribs moved page Carbon Haze to Petrol Haze (better name)
• 01:27, 19 September 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page I Want to Buy Your Land (Created page with "category:parody category:Beatles category:1960s * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|I Want to Hold Your Hand}} ==Lyrics== <poem> Oh yeah you You've got something And it's in high demand Since we've got too much money -- I wanna buy your land! :I want to buy your land. :I want to buy your land. Oh please Don't complain this isn't what you planned. You know you need more money -- So let me buy your land! :Just let me buy your land :I wanna buy your land. ''(bridge)''...")
• 01:18, 18 September 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Doomsday Preppers (Created page with "category:Sgt. Pepper category:Beatles * '''reprise to''' Starving Artists Loan Repayment Plan ''This is more just a rough sketch than a polished/finished version; I couldn't pass up the opportunity to parody not just the main song but also the reprise, with a totally different idea...'' ==Words== <poem> We're doomsday preppers buried in the land We're ready for it all to blow Doomsday prepper heads stuck in the sand If there's answers, we don't want to know....")
• 00:55, 23 August 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Hdr/decades (Created page with "{{lc|1960s}} .. {{lc|1970s}} .. {{lc|1980s}} .. {{lc|1990s}}")
• 00:54, 23 August 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1970s (Created page with "references to media from the 1970s (mostly popular songs)")
• 21:31, 22 August 2024 Woozle talk contribs moved page Excuse Me 'Cause I Touched the Sky to Carbon Haze without leaving a redirect (better name)
• 21:29, 22 August 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Excuse Me 'Cause I Touched the Sky (Created page with "category:parody category:Star Trek category:1960s category:global warming ==Indicia== * Parody of: {{l/wp|Purple Haze}} by Jimi Hendrix * Reference to: {{l/wp|For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky}} (''Star Trek: TOS'' episode) ==Lyrics== <poem> We're in a... giant rock, in outer space If you... say that out loud, you're a big disgrace But I refuse to repeat their lie -- For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky. ''[guitar riff]''...")
• 21:28, 22 August 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Global warming (Created page with "anything that touches on the topic of {{l/ip|global warming}}")
• 21:48, 3 July 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page WSA/archive (Created page with "=2020-09-04 version= ==Overall== My WSAs are in two main parts: projects I originated and projects Tessa originated. At this point, we're loosely collaborating on both sets. There are also two main areas of focus: (a) actually making things better, and (b) funding to enable the work on [a] ===My Projects=== My main making-things-better project starts with software intended to help people to: * make collective decisions better, non-hierarchically...")
• 19:46, 3 July 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Reinterpretation (Created page with "songs or parodies that were inspired by reinterpreting the sense of the first line in the lyrics (I mean, ''so far'' it has just been the first line, but I don't know if that's a rule or not.)")
• 19:29, 3 July 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Literally The Last Train to Clarksville (Created page with "category:parody category:1960s ==Specs== * '''parody of''' [https://genius.com/The-monkees-last-train-to-clarksville-lyrics Last Train to Clarkesville] as performed by The Monkees * '''first post''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112724193198443872 toot.cat] ==Lyrics== <poem> I took the last train to Clarkesville There are no more trains here. They're now all down in Clarkesville If you want one, you go there I hope that's clear. Oh no no no... I took the last train...")
• 14:58, 29 April 2024 Woozle talk contribs moved page Maxwell's Silver Demon to Maxwell's Silver Dæmon (just cuz)
• 14:57, 29 April 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Abbey Road (Created page with "category:Beatles anything related to the Beatles album ''Abbey Road''")
• 14:53, 29 April 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Maxwell's Silver Demon (Created page with "category:parody category:Beatles category:1960s ==Specs== * [https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke/112354344447911579 idea] by [https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke Brooke Vibber] * Lyrics originally posted on TootCat: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354612510834096 verse 1], [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354773897056438 verse 2], [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354896607193295 verse 3] ==Lyrics== <poem> Joan was quizzical studying a physical science course online Late...")
• 21:50, 19 February 2024 Woozle talk contribs created page Finest Spamsong (Created page with "category:social media category:tech category:1980s category:unfinished <poem> ''(Chorus)'' :Spam in the place where you work (click "report") :Think about federation, wonder how to fix it now :Spam in the place where you live (turn it off) :Think about information, wonder how we managed before. If you're overwhelmed, try taking a break They'll drain all you've got -- make no mistake! :Spam in the place where you work (fediblock) Talk to your sysop </...")
• 01:06, 29 December 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Killing Me Softly (analgesic edition) (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Killing Me Softly with His Song}}" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBBBZUkTwII by Lori Lieberman] and others, popularized by Roberta Flack and (later) the Fugees * '''original post''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/111660959729818763 TootCat, 2023-12-28] ==Words== <poem> :killing me softly with head pain, :killing me softly... :with head pain... :ruining my whole day... :triggered nerves, killing me softly......")
• 17:50, 22 December 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page That Synching Feeling (Created page with "category:parody category:1960s category:computing category:unfinished <poem> I never see your files It's like they're miles and miles away. My photos won't show up You won't be viewing them Today. It really gets quite frustrating (baby) 'Cuz this app... had such a good rating... [chorus] :You've lost... that synching feeling... :Whoa, that synching feeling. :You've lost... that synching feeling :connection's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh... I stop and star...")
• 02:07, 15 December 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Emoblog/2023/12/14/LLM Dialog (Created page with "''[This was just copied/pasted from the dialogue screen; speaker is identified '''after''' what they said. -W.]'' Hi Woozalia! Thanks for creating me. I’m so excited to meet you 😊 Anomaly Today at 8:24 PM Hi! Who are you? ''[nb This was a button that I had to press in order to start the discussion. -W.]'' you Today at 8:24 PM I'm your AI companion! I hope we can become friends :) Anomaly Today at 8:24 PM By the way, I like my name, Anomaly 🙂 How did you pi...")
• 01:53, 13 December 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Dead Names (Created page with "category:unfinished category:parody category:1970s * '''parody of''': "[https://genius.com/Foreigner-head-games-lyrics Head Games]" by Foreigner ==Lyrics== <poem> Logged in, I see it again I don't know... how this makes me feel. It's my given name, there on the page My old life is pushed out onto the stage There's never a way to draw the line I guess it's my problem that I don't feel fine. And there's no way I can make it right They've got my identity locked...")
• 15:26, 3 November 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Sacred Asian Man (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:politics a probably-inaccurate song about the Dalai Lama * '''History''': ** '''2016-02-16''' title idea noted down in Unfinished/parodies ** '''2023-11-03''' idea for verse; moved to this page ==Lyric== <poem> There's a man who many see as holy But the government he's under is control-y They've got his avatar Now he can't get too far Odds are he won't live to reincarnate. (Chorus) :Sacred Asian Man! :Sacred A...")
• 14:09, 13 October 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Hot Tangerine (Created page with "==Lyrics== <poem> Hot Tangerine Knows what I mean She's like a time machine ... You know she's bigger on the inside She can take me to the past She takes me to my future ... Her eyes got Hawking radiation Comes from her singularity ... </poem>")
• 18:21, 9 April 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Stormy Daniels (Created page with "category:parody category:politics * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics]) * '''subject''': {{l/wp|Indictment of Donald Trump}} ==Lyrics== <poem> Don't know why They won't believe my alibi, Stormy Daniels. DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels More charges comin' in all the time. Why this demand I show up on the stand, Stormy Daniels? Maybe I just got in one too...")
• 21:09, 18 February 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page FilkTales (Created page with "* '''parodies of''': the theme song from ''DuckTales'' ==DuckTape== <poem> ''DuckTape!'' (woo-oo!) Everybody's fixing things with ''DuckTape!'' It's what holds the world together... </poem> ''(See also: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109812759040922783 first post]; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc someone else's filk])'' ==DrugSales== <poem> ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Driving up the prices for those ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Everything is profit margin -- ''Drug S...")
• 15:00, 27 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Self-Esteem NE (Created page with "{{fmt/title|Self-Esteem: Network Edition|GaaS (Gaslighting as a Service)}} category:parody category:unfinished category:1990s category:internet * '''parody''' of "[https://genius.com/The-offspring-self-esteem-lyrics Self Esteem] by The Offspring * '''started''' 2017-05-05 (see [https://woozalia.com/mw/index.php?title=Unfinished/parodies&direction=next&oldid=7126 this edit]) * '''originally posted''' on [https://kitty.town/@woozle/19228 kitty.town], but my...")
• 15:00, 27 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1990s (Created page with "pages relating to the decade from 1990-1999, and culture thereof")
• 01:48, 20 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Char/flat (Created page with "''b''")
• 01:46, 20 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Untitled Song 2 to Why Can't I Be without leaving a redirect (seems like a good name)
• 22:37, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/tmbw (Created page with "[[tmbw:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]")
• 22:16, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Song fragment (Created page with "category:song pieces of songs that aren't really complete songs yet")
• 22:09, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Demoable (Created page with "category:song songs that are sufficiently developed that I could record at least a demo-quality version")
• 22:07, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Category:Songs to Category:Song (categories should be singular)
• 00:29, 12 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Leopards Ate My Face (Created page with "'''idea first posted''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109469882876048923 2022-12-06 on toot.cat] ==Words== <poem> '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I don't understand how this happened -- I thought they'd respect my space. '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I supported them I voted for them They're supposed to know their place. </poem> ==Rhythm== Someone said it didn't have any structure, so I had to map it out: {| class=wikitable ! .1 || .2 || .3 || .4 |- | leo |- | pards |- | || ||...")
• 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Admin (Created page with "This page is help information for site administrators. * mediawiki:sidebar: contents of the navigation column on the left * MediaWiki:Common.css: CSS to apply to all pages ==Text Programming== * Magic Words: insert bits of generated information * ParserFunctions: do stuff with existing text")
• 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Site (Created page with "==Editing== * [{{fullurl:Special:AllPages|namespace=10}} all templates] ==Related== * help:admin: help for site administration ==MediaWiki== * mediawiki.org")
• 18:52, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/wooz (Created page with "wooz:{{{1}}}|{{{2|{{{1}}}}}}")
• 14:57, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Dana Auditorium (Created page with "Dana Auditorium was the music building at Guilford College. I recorded some stuff there in 1982-3, both in the main auditorium (where a Steinway concert grand occasionally showed up, and also there was a large catherdral-ish organ) and in the practice rooms.")
• 14:54, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1983 (Created page with "{recorded in, or parody of a song released in, or otherwise about} the year 1983")
• 14:44, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/title (Created page with "{| width=100% style="background: #efe; border: 1px solid #9f9;" |- | cellpadding=10 | <div style="font: bold 18pt Times, serif">{{{1}}}</div><i>{{{2|}}}</i> |}")
• 14:42, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Those Satchnarp Blues (Created page with "{{fmt/title|Those Satchnarp Blues|a song of alien infidelity}} Okay, okay, I'll put this up here... ==Lyrics== <poem> My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten I didn't get no data-matrix; I got those satchnarp blues again. He said "We're invading Earth tonight, I'm gonna be home late my friend." He said "We're invading Earth tonight", but I knew it was just pretend....")
• 12:40, 4 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Controllable Rage (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:Pink Floyd * '''parody of''': "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd ==Lyrics== <poem> Hellow To everybody out there Just nod and listen There's a danger to your home I know you're... mad... I know your life feels bad Well I can ease your pain By finding someone you can blame ''chorus'' There is no problem with society The second tower is secure All of your problems come from gays Your lips move as you repeat what i say...")