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15 February 2025

8 February 2025

  • 15:2515:25, 8 February 2025 diff hist +560 N LethargyCreated page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1970s category:Beatles * '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Let It Be}} (my second!) * '''written''': 2025-01-10 (first post: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113807286394615555 TootCat]) ==Words== <poem> When we found ourselves in times of trouble demagogues ensured that we 'd be making bad decisions -- lethargy. And on our day of darkness despite spending all our energy we made bad decisions -- lethargy. (cho..." current

25 January 2025

  • 16:0116:01, 25 January 2025 diff hist +633 Writing/2025/01/25submitted current
  • 15:3315:33, 25 January 2025 diff hist +101 Writing→‎Meta-political current
  • 15:3315:33, 25 January 2025 diff hist +4,125 N Writing/2025/01/25Created page with "==Reject Hypernormalization: A Gaslit Nation Survey== '''(1/6) What have you found yourself accepting recently that you never thought could be a part your reality?''' (My answer depends somewhat on the scope of "recently" and "never" -- I mean, I've always been an avid SF reader, so very little of today's world seems super-surprising; it's mainly just disappointing. I even remember reading an article in the 1980s which talked about various social cycles, and showed tha..."

21 January 2025

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13 January 2025

12 January 2025

  • 02:3302:33, 12 January 2025 diff hist +1,072 N The Ultimate Snow-JobCreated page with "category:parody category:politics category:2000s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ([https://genius.com/Lemon-demon-the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-lyrics lyrics]) <poem> Ol' Don Trump was a-boppin' around D.C. city like a big playground when suddenly Elon burst from out of his pocket and hit Don Trump with a SpaceX rocket Don Trump got pissed and started into a rant {these bits are having rhyming..." current

11 January 2025

27 December 2024

26 December 2024

  • 22:5022:50, 26 December 2024 diff hist +576 N Ag Pleez DonnyCreated page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1960s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics]) ==Words== <poem> Ag pleez Elon, won't you balance up the budget? We wanna give more money to billionaires. We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office and then we'll blame our poverty on everyone but us. : ''chorus'' : Big trucks, firearms, : play-acting l..."

22 December 2024

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6 October 2024

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19 September 2024

  • 01:2701:27, 19 September 2024 diff hist +740 N I Want to Buy Your LandCreated page with "category:parody category:Beatles category:1960s * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|I Want to Hold Your Hand}} ==Lyrics== <poem> Oh yeah you You've got something And it's in high demand Since we've got too much money -- I wanna buy your land! :I want to buy your land. :I want to buy your land. Oh please Don't complain this isn't what you planned. You know you need more money -- So let me buy your land! :Just let me buy your land :I wanna buy your land. ''(bridge)''..." current

18 September 2024

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30 August 2024

23 August 2024

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