FAFO Xmas

• parody of: "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" (lyrics), because Zander keeps singing it

Lyrics

Fuckin' around... and finding out...
It's a felonious holiday!
Screwin' up ev'ry thing in sight
In the new old-fashioned way.

Fuckin' around... and finding out...
Let the chaos flood the zone
Soon we'll live in a desolate waste
which is all they'll let you own.

You'll want to capitulate to everything they say
it brings such joy to hear their hollers --
"wreck the vaults, we'll take the dollars!"

Fuckin' around... and finding out
that you voted your life away.
It's all for increasing efficiency
so we get greater every day!

Fuckin' around... and finding out
Billionaires will dance and rock
You say "yes please" as they rip you off
we're a global laughingstock!

History

• 2025-04-13 First draft posted in a Discord politics channel, because it seemed too unseasonal for fedi yet.