The Ultimate Snow-Job

• parody of: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (lyrics)

Ol' Don Trump was a-boppin' around
D.C. city like a big playground
when suddenly Elon burst from out of his pocket
and hit Don Trump with a SpaceX rocket
Don Trump got pissed and started into a rant

{these bits are having rhyming problems}

But Jeff Bezos said everything was okay
and then Meta Man stepped in to save the day
and proceeded to take away everyone's rights
while Bernie Sanders tried to knock out his lights
and then a cartoon in the New York Times
tried to sneak up on Trump and knock him out from behind
but Jeff Bezos pulled it and the artist resigned

Chorus:
This is the ultimate snow-job
(of ultimate destiny)
Bad guys, worse guys and collusions
(as far as the eye can see)
Will any humans survive?
(I don't know if that will be.)
This is the ultimate snow-job
(of ultimate destiny).