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- 14:09, 13 October 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Hot Tangerine (Created page with "==Lyrics== <poem> Hot Tangerine Knows what I mean She's like a time machine ... You know she's bigger on the inside She can take me to the past She takes me to my future ... Her eyes got Hawking radiation Comes from her singularity ... </poem>")
- 18:21, 9 April 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page Stormy Daniels (Created page with "category:parody category:politics * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics]) * '''subject''': {{l/wp|Indictment of Donald Trump}} ==Lyrics== <poem> Don't know why They won't believe my alibi, Stormy Daniels. DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels More charges comin' in all the time. Why this demand I show up on the stand, Stormy Daniels? Maybe I just got in one too...")
- 21:09, 18 February 2023 Woozle talk contribs created page FilkTales (Created page with "* '''parodies of''': the theme song from ''DuckTales'' ==DuckTape== <poem> ''DuckTape!'' (woo-oo!) Everybody's fixing things with ''DuckTape!'' It's what holds the world together... </poem> ''(See also: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109812759040922783 first post]; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc someone else's filk])'' ==DrugSales== <poem> ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Driving up the prices for those ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Everything is profit margin -- ''Drug S...")
- 15:00, 27 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Self-Esteem NE (Created page with "{{fmt/title|Self-Esteem: Network Edition|GaaS (Gaslighting as a Service)}} category:parody category:unfinished category:1990s category:internet * '''parody''' of "[https://genius.com/The-offspring-self-esteem-lyrics Self Esteem] by The Offspring * '''started''' 2017-05-05 (see [https://woozalia.com/mw/index.php?title=Unfinished/parodies&direction=next&oldid=7126 this edit]) * '''originally posted''' on [https://kitty.town/@woozle/19228 kitty.town], but my...")
- 15:00, 27 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1990s (Created page with "pages relating to the decade from 1990-1999, and culture thereof")
- 01:48, 20 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Char/flat (Created page with "''b''")
- 01:46, 20 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Untitled Song 2 to Why Can't I Be without leaving a redirect (seems like a good name)
- 22:37, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/tmbw (Created page with "[[tmbw:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]")
- 22:16, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Song fragment (Created page with "category:song pieces of songs that aren't really complete songs yet")
- 22:09, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Demoable (Created page with "category:song songs that are sufficiently developed that I could record at least a demo-quality version")
- 22:07, 19 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Category:Songs to Category:Song (categories should be singular)
- 00:29, 12 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Leopards Ate My Face (Created page with "'''idea first posted''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109469882876048923 2022-12-06 on toot.cat] ==Words== <poem> '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I don't understand how this happened -- I thought they'd respect my space. '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I supported them I voted for them They're supposed to know their place. </poem> ==Rhythm== Someone said it didn't have any structure, so I had to map it out: {| class=wikitable ! .1 || .2 || .3 || .4 |- | leo |- | pards |- | || ||...")
- 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Admin (Created page with "This page is help information for site administrators. * mediawiki:sidebar: contents of the navigation column on the left * MediaWiki:Common.css: CSS to apply to all pages ==Text Programming== * Magic Words: insert bits of generated information * ParserFunctions: do stuff with existing text")
- 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Site (Created page with "==Editing== * [{{fullurl:Special:AllPages|namespace=10}} all templates] ==Related== * help:admin: help for site administration ==MediaWiki== * mediawiki.org")
- 18:52, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/wooz (Created page with "wooz:{{{1}}}|{{{2|{{{1}}}}}}")
- 14:57, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Dana Auditorium (Created page with "Dana Auditorium was the music building at Guilford College. I recorded some stuff there in 1982-3, both in the main auditorium (where a Steinway concert grand occasionally showed up, and also there was a large catherdral-ish organ) and in the practice rooms.")
- 14:54, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1983 (Created page with "{recorded in, or parody of a song released in, or otherwise about} the year 1983")
- 14:44, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/title (Created page with "{| width=100% style="background: #efe; border: 1px solid #9f9;" |- | cellpadding=10 | <div style="font: bold 18pt Times, serif">{{{1}}}</div><i>{{{2|}}}</i> |}")
- 14:42, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Those Satchnarp Blues (Created page with "{{fmt/title|Those Satchnarp Blues|a song of alien infidelity}} Okay, okay, I'll put this up here... ==Lyrics== <poem> My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten I didn't get no data-matrix; I got those satchnarp blues again. He said "We're invading Earth tonight, I'm gonna be home late my friend." He said "We're invading Earth tonight", but I knew it was just pretend....")
- 12:40, 4 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Controllable Rage (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:Pink Floyd * '''parody of''': "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd ==Lyrics== <poem> Hellow To everybody out there Just nod and listen There's a danger to your home I know you're... mad... I know your life feels bad Well I can ease your pain By finding someone you can blame ''chorus'' There is no problem with society The second tower is secure All of your problems come from gays Your lips move as you repeat what i say...")
- 14:44, 22 September 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Windows 95 (Created page with "category:parody category:fragment I swear I had this typed in ages ago.... ==Words== <poem> Windows ninety-five, what a way to make a system! Barely getting by -- if they looked for bugs, they missed 'em! You just... lose your work -- every time you make an edit It's enough to drive you... crazy if you let it! </poem> ==Follow-up== * [https://toot.cat/@anubis2814/109042359290385402 another parody (meme)]")
- 12:49, 29 August 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Hutso Goo (Created page with "category:unfinished category:silly This isn't so much a parody as a sort of deliberately-misheard-lyrics (like a {{l/wp|Mondegreen}}, except intentional) for {{l/wp|Hurt So Good}} by John Cougar Mellencamp. =Hutso Goo™= <poem> Wenna was a young bow Acid poot away those yawn boy days Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor All of aloes young bow ways Whiff a gear lag you ... '''Chorus''': :Hutso Goo™ :Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo :Suntan lung da...")
- 11:24, 13 June 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Home Sweet Home (Created page with "category:unfinished ''from an imaginary musical'' Cm-Fm-G <poem> The empress drags the emperor out of bed Just like the way they did on the day they were wed It's a serial pageant, pathological Valentine So they can go out on the stage as if everything's fine. Every day now, it's all the same the typical players play out the typical game. The typical winner vows to even the score, and the typical loser says "please sir may I have some more". Home... sweet... home...")
- 13:50, 7 June 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Writing/drafts/The Deviants (Created page with "In 2037 the Deviants fled Earth, vowing fiery revenge for the many imagined wrongs done to them. Society tried so hard to help these broken and lost souls -- but like spoiled children they bit every hand of friendship, spat in every smiling face, stormed out of every attempt to negotiate peace. When it became plain that they couldn't get their way, that society would no longer allow them to impose their lifestyle and beliefs on everyone else, they stormed off like a jil...")
- 00:00, 10 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Untitled Song 3 (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished ''I think I actually wrote the core of this in the late 1990s but hated myself too much to put it here at first. I think all the missing bits are written down somewhere.'' ==Lyrics== <poem> I know they've got you by the short hairs, love But everything will be alright. (something something) the sky is up above and the stars are waiting every night. Empty back streets where the mountains blow away Lonely highways full of sky (som...")
- 13:01, 3 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Sgt. Pepper (Created page with "category:Beatles things relating to ''Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'' (the album)")
- 12:52, 3 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page When I'm Forty-Two (Created page with "category:parody/unfinished category:Beatles category:Sgt. Pepper * '''started''': 2021-12-13 ==Lyrics== (from ''The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Musical'') <poem> When I'm all finished working it out millions of years from now will there still be any electricity so I can print the question I see? While I am busy doing those sums, will you have things to do? What can the answer possibly mean when it's forty-two? Will I know exactly, in every det...")
- 00:37, 30 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Ukraine (Created page with "category:parody/unfinished category:war <poem> When you're empire's gone but you wanna rule on -- Ukraine. It won't change the fact you can't get it back -- Ukraine. :He don't like, he don't like, he don't like... :Ukraine. </poem>")
- 12:35, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Capitalism (Created page with "anything related to {{l/ip|capitalism}}")
- 00:20, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Pandemic (Created page with "stuff about pandemics, mainly COVID-19")
- 00:20, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page You Should Be Masking (Created page with "category:parody category:pandemic category:1970s category:disco * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|You Should Be Dancing}} ==Lyrics== <poem> My baby goes to parties And on a summer cruise The case-load counts go higher This isn't what I'd choose ''Chorus'': :What's going through your head? Yeah yeah, :What's going through your head? :You should be masking, yeah This virus stuff is trouble Can knock you down for good But everything's reopening It's really kinda r...")
- 00:18, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs deleted page COVID-19 (No longer needed: not that funny)
- 21:28, 4 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Untitled Song 2 (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished ==Lyrics== <poem> We'd go canoeing in the canyons of your mind and I'd get left so far behind Why can't I be what you are to me </poem>")
- 21:21, 4 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Untitled to Untitled Song 1 without leaving a redirect (got another one)
- 19:33, 26 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1960s (Created page with "anything about the period of time from 1960-1969")
- 14:53, 24 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs blocked Afgsd012 talk contribs with an expiration time of indefinite (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Spamming links to external sites)
- 14:53, 24 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs deleted page User:Afgsd012 (Spam: content was: "== Women's Asics Gel Kayano 18 E59XPB == and that all your family members [http://www.onitsukatigerfootwear.com/Women-Asics-Gel-Kayano-18/ Women's Asics Gel Kayano 18] can consider getting a [http://www.onitsukatigerfootwear.com/Men-Asics-GT-2130/ Men's Asics GT 2130] few of these deals anytime your family want and as a consequence that your family need to by n...", and the only contributor was "Afgsd012" ([[User talk:Afgsd01...)
- 15:29, 14 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Category:Parodies to Category:Parody
- 15:29, 14 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Category:Parodies/WPUP to Category:Parody/WPUP
- 15:29, 14 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs moved page Category:Parodies/unfinished to Category:Parody/unfinished
- 15:28, 14 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Clockstopian Garden (Created page with "category:parody category:Beatles * '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Octopus's Garden}} * '''first posted''' 2022-03-14 on [https://discord.com/channels/381932342719152139/617058128617537539/952944998419140669 Discord] and then [https://toot.cat/web/statuses/107955501956616059 toot.cat] ==Lyrics== <poem> I'd like to be off DST so adjusting all the clocks isn't a thing it would be fine we'd know the time and our clocks would all be accurate when they ring We would sing and...")
- 00:29, 9 March 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Stage of Life/archive (Created page with "The core of SoL was written just before the pandemic hit. For a little while, it seemed like everything might be changing... but we're pretty much back to the same old BS again, with the vise tightened another turn or three. Maybe there will again be a place for this bits at some point. <poem> '''''Intro''''' (B''b'', C, F) This is how the world was Now everything has changed I hope it comes out better But now it just seems strange '''''Outro''''' This is how the world...")
- 14:04, 24 February 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Turn Towards the Sun (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished <poem> So... is this the end Time to accept We've both lost a friend In deepest storm In darkest sky When I was with you I felt warm and dry :I'm standing at the edge and staring at the fading light :As the darkness comes I'm trying to imagine it's alright :And as I run... I turn towards the sun </poem>")
- 13:07, 24 January 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Untitled (Created page with "category:unfinished category:song <poem> I've been to New York City, I've traveled to St. Paul I've visited Chicago, but the greatest place of all Is anyplace I'm near enough to hear you when you're call ing out to me And if you throw spaghetti but it isn't sticking well I'd never throw confetti </poem>")
- 20:29, 24 December 2021 Woozle talk contribs created page Talk:Pull the Ladder Up (Created page with "* '''2021-12-24''' posted a partial draft [https://nextdoor.com/p/tdLsq4Q_5ZtD?view=detail on Nextdoor]")
- 22:05, 18 December 2021 Woozle talk contribs created page File:Mexico map on door.jpg (* '''what''': glass-etched map of South America, labeled "welcome to Mexico!" * '''retrieved''' from [https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/f-tnzQlNzduEVov_xFKNvwVzIHk=/0x0:1723x1723/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:1723x1723):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3419636/reddit_mall_mexico.0.jpg vox-cdn.com] via [https://www.vox.com/2015/2/18/8056325/bad-maps Vox])
- 22:05, 18 December 2021 Woozle talk contribs uploaded File:Mexico map on door.jpg (* '''what''': glass-etched map of South America, labeled "welcome to Mexico!" * '''retrieved''' from [https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/f-tnzQlNzduEVov_xFKNvwVzIHk=/0x0:1723x1723/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:1723x1723):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3419636/reddit_mall_mexico.0.jpg vox-cdn.com] via [https://www.vox.com/2015/2/18/8056325/bad-maps Vox])
- 21:54, 18 December 2021 Woozle talk contribs moved page The World Webb Telescope to The Wide Webb Telescope
- 21:53, 18 December 2021 Woozle talk contribs created page The World Webb Telescope (Created page with "category:satire category:politics Since the dawn of history, humans have looked up into the night sky and wondered: What is out there? And how did we get here? ...tha...")
- 21:07, 21 November 2021 Woozle talk contribs created page Lied to by the Right (Created page with "category:parody category:politics category:1970s category:unfinished ==Indicia== * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|Blinded by the Light}} (mainly the Manfred Mann vers...")