Hutso Goo

This isn't so much a parody as a sort of deliberately-misheard-lyrics (like a Mondegreen, except intentional) for Hurts So Good by John Cougar Mellencamp.

started no later than 2016-02-16

Hutso Goo™

Wenna was a young bow
Acid poot away those yawn boy days
Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor
All of aloes young bow ways

Whiff a gear lag you
...

Chorus:
Hutso Goo™
Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo!
Suntan lung dawn fee lag a shoe
You mech it... Hutso Goo™.