Stormy Daniels

parody of: "Stormy Weather" (lyrics) subject: Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York history: 2023-04-01 Idea first posted on TootCat 2023-04-09 posted here and finished 2024-04-15 recorded and posted on TootCat Lyrics Don't know why They won't believe my alibi, Stormy Daniels. Attorneys yippin' after me like cocker spaniels More charges comin' in all the time. Why this demand I show up on the stand, Stormy Daniels? Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals -- Justice keeps arraignin' down all... the time. [bridge] When she went away I told her to forget me. She said "you'd better pay, or else you will regret me." But doing it my way? The law won't let me! Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah... Can't go on... Ev'ry delay I'd got is gone, Stormy Daniels. Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules My future's lookin' worse all the time.