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- 21:27, 25 November 2025 For Your Protection (hist | edit) [2,810 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Words== <poem> This bottle is sealed for your protection It requires a torque of approximately 374 newton-meters combined with a force of 37 kilograms in order to access the contents which might be dangerous if used improperly. We cannot be held liable for any injury incurred during this process, and we apologize for the inconvenience. Note that the razor-wire encircling the inner chamber is there to prevent improper use of this product by children, adults, or anyone...")
- 19:52, 29 October 2025 Books I'll Never Read (hist | edit) [634 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|Dreams I'll Never See}} ==Words== <poem> Just one more evening I never had time for a read Pull my self into bed, yeah Exhaustion is guaranteed. Prop up on a pillow see how far I get eyelids start fallin' down, yeah... hands won't hold it up in front of me. Now I'm hung up on books I'm never gonna read, yeah... Lord help me, babe Sleep gets the best of me, yeah ''[instrumental solo]'' </poem>")
- 14:53, 14 September 2025 Poetry/manuscript (hist | edit) [91 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "400px 400px")
- 01:04, 13 August 2025 Sunny Gazebo (hist | edit) [1,597 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished ==History== '''2025-08-12''' The "sunny gazebo" bit and the chords and bits of the melody came into my head about a week ago. I thought I'd probably forget them, but I didn't; they kept coming back, growing a little bit each time. ==Words== <poem> Well the world's going crazy and I don't understand all the people killing people and then taking their land. Do they need some excitement, that adrenaline shot? Do they get their kicks...")
