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- 15:25, 8 February 2025 Lethargy (hist | edit) [560 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1970s category:Beatles * '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Let It Be}} (my second!) * '''written''': 2025-01-10 (first post: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113807286394615555 TootCat]) ==Words== <poem> When we found ourselves in times of trouble demagogues ensured that we 'd be making bad decisions -- lethargy. And on our day of darkness despite spending all our energy we made bad decisions -- lethargy. (cho...")
- 15:33, 25 January 2025 Writing/2025/01/25 (hist | edit) [4,758 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Reject Hypernormalization: A Gaslit Nation Survey== '''(1/6) What have you found yourself accepting recently that you never thought could be a part your reality?''' (My answer depends somewhat on the scope of "recently" and "never" -- I mean, I've always been an avid SF reader, so very little of today's world seems super-surprising; it's mainly just disappointing. I even remember reading an article in the 1980s which talked about various social cycles, and showed tha...")
- 21:28, 21 January 2025 The Life You Save (hist | edit) [1,643 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:parody category:1970s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|The Love You Save}} (by The Jackson Five), itself a reference to the phrase "the life you save may be your own" ** [https://genius.com/The-jackson-5-the-love-you-save-lyrics lyrics] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pLV9xZczM audio] * '''written''': 2025-01-21 ** The original song came up on the car stick this morning, which sparked the idea. ** Later that day I remembered the idea...")
- 15:03, 20 January 2025 Street Poverty Fund (hist | edit) [4,305 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Accounting== {| class="wikitable sortable" ! date || $ amount || fund balance || pocket balance || description/notes |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 19.12 || 19.12 || 0.00 || payout from GoFundMe to bank |- | 2025-01-07 || align=right | 0.88 || 20.00 || 0.00 || my contribution |- | 2025-01-10 || align=right | 20.00 || 19.12 || 20.00 || via ATM |- | 2025-01-19 || align=right | -20.00 || 0.00 || 0.00 || given to regular outside DCM |}")
- 02:33, 12 January 2025 The Ultimate Snow-Job (hist | edit) [1,072 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:parody category:politics category:2000s category:unfinished * '''parody of''': The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ([https://genius.com/Lemon-demon-the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-lyrics lyrics]) <poem> Ol' Don Trump was a-boppin' around D.C. city like a big playground when suddenly Elon burst from out of his pocket and hit Don Trump with a SpaceX rocket Don Trump got pissed and started into a rant {these bits are having rhyming...")
- 19:42, 11 January 2025 Project 2025 (hist | edit) [1,134 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:1970s category:politics category:Beatles * '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five}} ([https://genius.com/Wings-nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-five-lyrics lyrics]) by Paul McCartney ==Words== <poem> Ahh no you won't be left alive when Project 2025 is done with you. You may be right, and think you're fine, you may survive in some way but it won't be you. Whoa I... I just can't wrap my head around this plan these fashy jerks have got beh...")
- 22:50, 26 December 2024 Ag Pleez Donny (hist | edit) [884 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:1960s ==Specs== * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics]) ==Words== <poem> Ag pleez Elon, won't you balance up the budget? We wanna give more money to billionaires. We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office and then we'll blame our poverty on everyone but us. : ''chorus'' : Big trucks, firearms, : play-acting l...") originally created as "Ag Pleez Elon"
- 01:52, 22 December 2024 Yesterday's Raven (hist | edit) [1,162 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:Edgar Allan Poe category:Beatles * '''what''': bits of "[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48860/the-raven The Raven]" set to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles * '''first post''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/113693832709471432 2024-12-21] on TootCat ==Lyrics== <poem> 🎵 Yesterday as I sat pondering forgotten lore seeking solace from the lost Lenore -- nameless here, forevermore. Suddenly there came a tapping at...")
- 14:40, 20 December 2024 Mister Trumpster (hist | edit) [726 bytes] Woozle (talk | contribs) (Created page with "category:humor category:spoken category:musical dialogue category:unfinished * '''reporter''': We are here at the inauguration of Ronald McTrumpster as the 47th president of the United States. * '''Trumpster''' [Ringo Starr] ** "My mama told me, I was great" ** "I knew that I had got somethin' goin' / All my friends told me I was great" ** "And you know what they told me? I was great" ** "I'm the greatest, and you better believe it, baby! / I'm gonna b...")