Unfinished/songs

Place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress

Pull the Ladder Up

a "conservative" Christmas song

Put a great big smile on a job-creator's face

With earnings you must hide, and poor people outside

Give everything you can to your local retail chain

That socialist Santa Claus can't pry my guns from my dead paws


  Chorus:
    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
    Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
    'Cuz they make you look higher up when they stay down there.

    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    Keep everyone in their place for goodness' sake.

Untitled #1

(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")

Now hush little baby, this won't take long

Mama gonna sing you a rock 'n' roll song

Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees

'N' the people who work for the record companies

Untitled #2

song I dreamed I was helping John Lennon record

Can we go back where we were tomorrow yesterday?

I wasn't finished wandering, there wasn't time to play

Can I have my feelings back tomorrow yesterday?

I really wasn't happy when you took them all away

I don't know where you've taken them

...

Can we have the future we once had tomorrow yesterday?

Unfinished Parodies

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof

Yay. - an apathetic cry

Gee... -

Blah - a day without much fun

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon