Unfinished/songs

Place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress

Untitled #1

(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")

Now hush little baby, this won't take long

Mama gonna sing you a rock 'n' roll song

Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees

'N' the people who work for the record companies

Untitled #2

song I dreamed I was helping John Lennon record

Can we go back where we were tomorrow yesterday?

I wasn't finished wandering, there wasn't time to play

Can I have my feelings back tomorrow yesterday?

I really wasn't happy when you took them all away

I don't know where you've taken them

...

Can we have the future we once had tomorrow yesterday?

Unfinished Parodies

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof

Yay. - an apathetic cry

Gee... -

Blah - a day without much fun

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon