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[[category:lyrics]][[category:unfinished]]Place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress
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==Pull the Ladder Up==
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''a "conservative" Christmas song''
a place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress
 
<poem>
When the world is piling snow on everything in sight
It's so nice to know your parachute is safe and tight
Never mind the human race
You know you've earned your place
They deserve to freeze if they're sleeping in the streets tonight.
 
  Chorus:
    So [http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Pulling_Up_The_Ladder pull the ladder up] behind you this Christmas
    If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
    Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
    'Cuz they make you feel higher up when they stay down there.
 
When Santa's bringing gifts to all the girls and boys
Make sure he's paid full retail for all those toys.
So some people are in need
Why not just let them bleed?
They could always come inside; they've made their choice.
 
With earnings you can hide, and poor people outside
 
 
Watching people freeze
Puts a great big smile on a job-creator's face
 
 
Give everything you can to your local retail chain
 
Gas was better when it wasn't safe, no matter what they've said
Don't let that socialist Santa Claus pry your guns out from your paws
For Christmas dinner this year everyone will have their fill of lead.
 
  Chorus:
    So [http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Pulling_Up_The_Ladder pull the ladder up] behind you this Christmas
    If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
    Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
    'Cuz they make you look higher up when they stay down there.
 
    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    Keep everyone in their place for goodness' sake.
</poem>
 
==Untitled #1==
==Untitled #1==
(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")
(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")
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: Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees
: Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees
: 'N' the people who work for the record companies
: 'N' the people who work for the record companies
==Untitled #2==
==Nursery Rhyme==
''song I dreamed I was helping John Lennon record''
<poem>
There's a little man in a big white house
And he doesn't know what to do
All the things he planned aren't working out
And nobody will do what he tells them to.


:Can we go back where we were tomorrow yesterday?
He wanders around trying to find the lights
:I wasn't finished wandering, there wasn't time to play
The people who know, he sent away
 
His friends only know what he tells them about
:Can I have my feelings back tomorrow yesterday?
So they're alone all together in the dark they made.
:I really wasn't happy when you took them all away
:I don't know where you've taken them
...
 
 
:Can we have the future we once had tomorrow yesterday?
==Unfinished Parodies==
''to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
 
: '''D'oh!''' - a goof, a major goof
: '''Yay.''' - an apathetic cry
: '''Gee...''' -
: '''Blah''' - a day without much fun
 
===Take a Nap on Me===
''a song for Pip''
 
:If I'm trying to work
:And you know my lap is free
:Though I'm quite busy
:Take a nap on me
:If you lay your furry head
:So it's in the way
:Then you'll be very sure
:Nothing's done today
===Be a Man===
<poem>
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon


With all the charm of a raging lawyer
He thought he could keep out the bad guys
By building a wall to the sun
But the bad guys are here, 'cause he brought them himself
And now we all know that he's also one.
</poem>
</poem>
Originally posted [https://plus.google.com/u/0/102282887764745350285/posts/ZojXg7DaAYQ here].

Latest revision as of 13:39, 9 November 2017

a place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress

Untitled #1

(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")

Now hush little baby, this won't take long
Mama gonna sing you a rock 'n' roll song
Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees
'N' the people who work for the record companies

Nursery Rhyme

There's a little man in a big white house
And he doesn't know what to do
All the things he planned aren't working out
And nobody will do what he tells them to.

He wanders around trying to find the lights
The people who know, he sent away
His friends only know what he tells them about
So they're alone all together in the dark they made.

He thought he could keep out the bad guys
By building a wall to the sun
But the bad guys are here, 'cause he brought them himself
And now we all know that he's also one.

Originally posted here.