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Revision as of 13:30, 4 April 2015
Place for jotting down lyrics to songs in progress
Pull the Ladder Up
a "conservative" Christmas song
When the world is piling snow on everything in sight
It's so nice to know your parachute is safe and tight
Never mind the human race
You know you've earned your place
They deserve to freeze if they're sleeping in the streets tonight.
Chorus:
So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
'Cuz they make you feel higher up when they stay down there.
When Santa's bringing gifts to all the girls and boys
Make sure he's paid full retail for all those toys.
So some people are in need
Why not just let them bleed?
They could always come inside; they've made their choice.
With earnings you can hide, and poor people outside
Watching people freeze
Puts a great big smile on a job-creator's face
Give everything you can to your local retail chain
Gas was better when it wasn't safe, no matter what they've said
Don't let that socialist Santa Claus pry your guns out from your paws
For Christmas dinner this year everyone will have their fill of lead.
Chorus:
So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
'Cuz they make you look higher up when they stay down there.
So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
Keep everyone in their place for goodness' sake.
Untitled #1
(Sung kind of like The Ramones meet "Not Fade Away")
- Now hush little baby, this won't take long
- Mama gonna sing you a rock 'n' roll song
- Gonna tell you all about the birds 'n' the bees
- 'N' the people who work for the record companies
Unfinished Parodies
White Room at Tenagra
(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)
Gray Christmas
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.
D'Oh, A Goof
to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...
Take a Nap on Me
a song for Pip
- If I'm trying to work
- And you know my lap is free
- Though I'm quite busy
- Take a nap on me
- If you lay your furry head
- So it's in the way
- Then you'll be very sure
- Nothing's done today
Be a Man
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon
With all the charm of a raging lawyer