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(Created page with "category:parody category:politics * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics]) * '''subject''': {{l/wp|Indictment of Donald Trump}} ==Lyrics== <poem> Don't know why They won't believe my alibi, Stormy Daniels. DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels More charges comin' in all the time. Why this demand I show up on the stand, Stormy Daniels? Maybe I just got in one too...") |
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* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics]) | * '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics]) | ||
* '''subject''': {{l/wp|Indictment of Donald Trump}} | * '''subject''': {{l/wp|Indictment of Donald Trump}} | ||
* '''history''': | |||
** '''2023-04-01''' Idea first [https://toot.cat/@woozle/110124995208738729 posted on TootCat] | |||
** '''2023-04-09''' posted here and finished | |||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 9 April 2023
- parody of: "Stormy Weather" (lyrics)
- subject: Indictment of Donald Trump
- history:
- 2023-04-01 Idea first posted on TootCat
- 2023-04-09 posted here and finished
Lyrics
Don't know why
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.
Why this demand
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Maybe I just got in one too many scandals --
It just keeps arraignin' all... the time.
[bridge]
When she went away
I told her to forget me.
She said "you'd better pay,
or else you will regret me."
But doing it my way?
The law won't let me!
Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah...
Can't go on...
Ev'ry excuse I had is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.