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* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics])
* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics])
* '''subject''': {{l/wp|Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York}}
* '''subject''': {{l/wp|Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York}}
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** '''2023-04-01''' Idea first [https://toot.cat/@woozle/110124995208738729 posted on TootCat]
** '''2023-04-01''' Idea first [https://toot.cat/@woozle/110124995208738729 posted on TootCat]
** '''2023-04-09''' posted here and finished
** '''2023-04-09''' posted here and finished
** '''2024-04-15''' recorded and posted on TootCat
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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They won't believe my alibi,
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
Attorneys yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.
More charges comin' in all the time.


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I show up on the stand,
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Stormy Daniels?
Maybe I just got in one too many scandals --
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
It just keeps arraignin' all... the time.
Justice keeps arraignin' down all... the time.


''[bridge]''
''[bridge]''
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Can't go on...
Can't go on...
Ev'ry excuse I had is gone,
Ev'ry delay I'd got is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
Time slippin' through my hands like {{l/wp|covfefe}} granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.
My future's lookin' worse all the time.
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</poem>
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Latest revision as of 19:57, 16 April 2024

Lyrics

Don't know why
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
Attorneys yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.

Why this demand
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
Justice keeps arraignin' down all... the time.

[bridge]
When she went away
I told her to forget me.
She said "you'd better pay,
or else you will regret me."
But doing it my way?
The law won't let me!
Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah...

Can't go on...
Ev'ry delay I'd got is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.