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• 00:29, 12 December 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Leopards Ate My Face (Created page with "'''idea first posted''': [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109469882876048923 2022-12-06 on toot.cat] ==Words== <poem> '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I don't understand how this happened -- I thought they'd respect my space. '''Leopards!''' ate my face! I supported them I voted for them They're supposed to know their place. </poem> ==Rhythm== Someone said it didn't have any structure, so I had to map it out: {| class=wikitable ! .1 || .2 || .3 || .4 |- | leo |- | pards |- | || ||...")
• 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Admin (Created page with "This page is help information for site administrators. * mediawiki:sidebar: contents of the navigation column on the left * MediaWiki:Common.css: CSS to apply to all pages ==Text Programming== * Magic Words: insert bits of generated information * ParserFunctions: do stuff with existing text")
• 19:22, 13 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Help:Site (Created page with "==Editing== * [{{fullurl:Special:AllPages|namespace=10}} all templates] ==Related== * help:admin: help for site administration ==MediaWiki== * mediawiki.org")
• 18:52, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:L/wooz (Created page with "wooz:{{{1}}}|{{{2|{{{1}}}}}}")
• 14:57, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Dana Auditorium (Created page with "Dana Auditorium was the music building at Guilford College. I recorded some stuff there in 1982-3, both in the main auditorium (where a Steinway concert grand occasionally showed up, and also there was a large catherdral-ish organ) and in the practice rooms.")
• 14:54, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:1983 (Created page with "{recorded in, or parody of a song released in, or otherwise about} the year 1983")
• 14:44, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Template:Fmt/title (Created page with "{| width=100% style="background: #efe; border: 1px solid #9f9;" |- | cellpadding=10 | <div style="font: bold 18pt Times, serif">{{{1}}}</div><i>{{{2|}}}</i> |}")
• 14:42, 9 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Those Satchnarp Blues (Created page with "{{fmt/title|Those Satchnarp Blues|a song of alien infidelity}} Okay, okay, I'll put this up here... ==Lyrics== <poem> My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten My preefl went a-gluntin' last night, didn't come home 'til way past ten I didn't get no data-matrix; I got those satchnarp blues again. He said "We're invading Earth tonight, I'm gonna be home late my friend." He said "We're invading Earth tonight", but I knew it was just pretend....")
• 12:40, 4 October 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Controllable Rage (Created page with "category:parody category:unfinished category:Pink Floyd * '''parody of''': "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd ==Lyrics== <poem> Hellow To everybody out there Just nod and listen There's a danger to your home I know you're... mad... I know your life feels bad Well I can ease your pain By finding someone you can blame ''chorus'' There is no problem with society The second tower is secure All of your problems come from gays Your lips move as you repeat what i say...")
• 14:44, 22 September 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Windows 95 (Created page with "category:parody category:fragment I swear I had this typed in ages ago.... ==Words== <poem> Windows ninety-five, what a way to make a system! Barely getting by -- if they looked for bugs, they missed 'em! You just... lose your work -- every time you make an edit It's enough to drive you... crazy if you let it! </poem> ==Follow-up== * [https://toot.cat/@anubis2814/109042359290385402 another parody (meme)]")
• 12:49, 29 August 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Hutso Goo (Created page with "category:unfinished category:silly This isn't so much a parody as a sort of deliberately-misheard-lyrics (like a {{l/wp|Mondegreen}}, except intentional) for {{l/wp|Hurt So Good}} by John Cougar Mellencamp. =Hutso Goo™= <poem> Wenna was a young bow Acid poot away those yawn boy days Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor All of aloes young bow ways Whiff a gear lag you ... '''Chorus''': :Hutso Goo™ :Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo :Suntan lung da...")
• 11:24, 13 June 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Home Sweet Home (Created page with "category:unfinished ''from an imaginary musical'' Cm-Fm-G <poem> The empress drags the emperor out of bed Just like the way they did on the day they were wed It's a serial pageant, pathological Valentine So they can go out on the stage as if everything's fine. Every day now, it's all the same the typical players play out the typical game. The typical winner vows to even the score, and the typical loser says "please sir may I have some more". Home... sweet... home...")
• 13:50, 7 June 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Writing/drafts/The Deviants (Created page with "In 2037 the Deviants fled Earth, vowing fiery revenge for the many imagined wrongs done to them. Society tried so hard to help these broken and lost souls -- but like spoiled children they bit every hand of friendship, spat in every smiling face, stormed out of every attempt to negotiate peace. When it became plain that they couldn't get their way, that society would no longer allow them to impose their lifestyle and beliefs on everyone else, they stormed off like a jil...")
• 00:00, 10 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Untitled Song 3 (Created page with "category:song category:unfinished ''I think I actually wrote the core of this in the late 1990s but hated myself too much to put it here at first. I think all the missing bits are written down somewhere.'' ==Lyrics== <poem> I know they've got you by the short hairs, love But everything will be alright. (something something) the sky is up above and the stars are waiting every night. Empty back streets where the mountains blow away Lonely highways full of sky (som...")
• 13:01, 3 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Sgt. Pepper (Created page with "category:Beatles things relating to ''Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'' (the album)")
• 12:52, 3 May 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page When I'm Forty-Two (Created page with "category:parody/unfinished category:Beatles category:Sgt. Pepper * '''started''': 2021-12-13 ==Lyrics== (from ''The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Musical'') <poem> When I'm all finished working it out millions of years from now will there still be any electricity so I can print the question I see? While I am busy doing those sums, will you have things to do? What can the answer possibly mean when it's forty-two? Will I know exactly, in every det...")
• 00:37, 30 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Ukraine (Created page with "category:parody/unfinished category:war <poem> When you're empire's gone but you wanna rule on -- Ukraine. It won't change the fact you can't get it back -- Ukraine. :He don't like, he don't like, he don't like... :Ukraine. </poem>")
• 12:35, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Capitalism (Created page with "anything related to {{l/ip|capitalism}}")
• 00:20, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page Category:Pandemic (Created page with "stuff about pandemics, mainly COVID-19")
• 00:20, 25 April 2022 Woozle talk contribs created page You Should Be Masking (Created page with "category:parody category:pandemic category:1970s category:disco * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|You Should Be Dancing}} ==Lyrics== <poem> My baby goes to parties And on a summer cruise The case-load counts go higher This isn't what I'd choose ''Chorus'': :What's going through your head? Yeah yeah, :What's going through your head? :You should be masking, yeah This virus stuff is trouble Can knock you down for good But everything's reopening It's really kinda r...")