Good Mangled Starshine

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Verse 1:

Good morning, starship
We signal hello
You orbit above us
We beamed down below
Good morning, starship
Please keep your transporters online
for our landing team so we can... beam back aboard the Enterprise.


Scotty, Kirk and Sulu, Spock, Uhura, Chekov, done with budgets so low
Romulans and Klingons, Tholians and Tribbles, yes the make-up's so-so
Models made of cardboard, plots made out of cardboard,
But not as stupid as "Lost In Space".

Verse 2:

Good morning, cartoons
Our living room fills with your glow
My parents say you rot my brain out
I wonder how that can be so
Good morning, cartoons
You sparkle so cheerily
From my TV as I watch... your recycled comedy.


Yabba-dabba dooby, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy, Hanna-Barbara la la lo
Barney Betty Rubble, Wilma Fred and Pebbles, they're a stone-age family
Daffy and Bugs Bunny, Road Runner and Coyote
Saturday morning shows.


Can't you see meee.... watching TV, reading the comics, watching more TV...
Sunday TV's boring, only Big Blue Marble, but there's the funny pages.
Charlie Brown and Snoopy, Krazy Kat and Pogo
Sunday morning comic strips.


It's kind of not that funny, but I had to get it out of my system.