Good Mangled Starshine
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- Parody of: "Good Morning Starshine"
- Based on: Star Trek, TV cartoons, newspaper comic strips
Lyrics
Verse 1:
- Good morning, starship
- We signal hello
- You orbit above us
- We beamed down below
- Good morning, starship
- Please keep your transporters online
- for our landing team so we can... beam back aboard the Enterprise.
Chorus:
- Scotty, Kirk and Sulu, Spock, Uhura, Chekov, done with budgets so low
- Romulans and Klingons, Tholians and Tribbles, yes the make-up's so-so
- Models made of cardboard, plots made out of cardboard,
- But not as stupid as "Lost In Space".
Verse 2:
- Good morning, cartoons
- Our living room fills with your glow
- My parents say you rot my brain out
- I wonder how that can be so
- Good morning, cartoons
- You sparkle so cheerily
- From my TV as I watch... your recycled comedy.
Chorus:
- Yabba-dabba dooby, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy, Hanna-Barbara la la lo
- Barney Betty Rubble, Wilma Fred and Pebbles, they're a stone-age family
- Daffy and Bugs Bunny, Road Runner and Coyote
- Saturday morning shows.
Bridge/Chorus
- Can't you see meee.... watching TV, reading the comics, watching more TV...
- Sunday TV's boring, only Big Blue Marble, but there's the funny pages.
- Charlie Brown and Snoopy, Krazy Kat and Pogo
- Sunday morning comic strips.
Notes
It's kind of not that funny, but I had to get it out of my system.