Excitable Borg

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  • parody of "Excitable Boy" by Warren Zevon
  • parody written: 2003-10-15 (the month after Zevon died)

Lyrics

With a desperate courage, he defended his kind
"Excitable Borg" they all said
But he joined the collective when they altered his mind
"Excitable Borg" they all said
Well he's just an excitable Borg.
So he shoved a plastic tube inside of his nose
"Excitable Borg" they all said
And he dressed in rubber from his head to his toes
"Excitable Borg" they all said
Well he's just an excitable Borg.
He said resistance is futile and there is no hope
Excitable Borg they all said
So he hit them with phasers 'til they just couldn't cope
Excitable Borg they all said
Well he's just an excitable Borg.