Excitable Borg

• parody of "Excitable Boy" by Warren Zevon
• parody written: 2003-10-15 (the month after Zevon died)

Lyrics

With a desperate courage, he defended his kind

"Excitable Borg" they all said

But he joined the collective when they altered his mind

"Excitable Borg" they all said

Well he's just an excitable Borg.

So he shoved a plastic tube inside of his nose

"Excitable Borg" they all said

And he dressed in rubber from his head to his toes

"Excitable Borg" they all said

Well he's just an excitable Borg.

He said resistance is futile and there is no hope

Excitable Borg they all said

So he hit them with phasers 'til they just couldn't cope

Excitable Borg they all said

Well he's just an excitable Borg.