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[[category:parody]]
[[category:politics]]
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* '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Careless Whisper}}
* '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Careless Whisper}}
* '''Parody written''': 2016-05-03
* '''Parody written''': 2016-05-03
* '''Topic''': HB2 and other "bathroom safety" bills (see [https://whyrepublicanssuck.com/mw/Toilets_of_Terror Toilets of Terror])
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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<poem>
<poem>
I feel so unsure
I feel so unsure
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Should I go inside?
Should I go inside?
I just can't decide --
I just can't decide --
"Man in dress in women's room", or "fag in drag" - choose your suicide.
"Man in dress in women's room", or "fag in drag":
Choose your suicide.


(chorus)
(chorus)


I'll never use the lav again
I'll never use the lav again
Gender cops have got no reason
Gender police got no reason
Never mind how much they may pretend
Never mind how much they may pretend
They're just protecting you
They're just protecting you


People don't know better than to demonize
Everybody's going off the deeper end
To place the blame on someone different
Terrified by any difference
So I'll never use the lav again
So I'll never use the lav again
Until I know which to use.
'Til I know which to use.


(/chorus)
(/chorus)
 
</poem>
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<poem>
Time will always bring
Time will always bring
Dumb legislation
Dumb legislation
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The propaganda's been so loud
The propaganda's been so loud
Just trying to stir up the crowd
Just trying to stir up their crowd
They think that it makes sense to be
They think that it makes sense to be
Checking people's genitals for privacy
Checking people's genitals for privacy
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</poem>
</poem>
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Latest revision as of 13:31, 22 April 2022

Lyrics

I feel so unsure
As I check the signs
On the lav door

Should I go inside?
I just can't decide --
"Man in dress in women's room", or "fag in drag":
Choose your suicide.

(chorus)

I'll never use the lav again
Gender police got no reason
Never mind how much they may pretend
They're just protecting you

Everybody's going off the deeper end
Terrified by any difference
So I'll never use the lav again
'Til I know which to use.

(/chorus)

Time will always bring
Dumb legislation
From the right wing

Irony is dead
What gets in their head?
There's no profit in the truth
Just blame someone else instead.

(chorus...)

The propaganda's been so loud
Just trying to stir up their crowd
They think that it makes sense to be
Checking people's genitals for privacy

It's like a drug that makes them dense
They say that it's just common sense
They use that word, but it's not what they mean
It's pretense...

(chorus...)