Stormy Daniels

• parody of: "Stormy Weather" (lyrics)
• subject: Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York
• history:
  • 2023-04-01 Idea first posted on TootCat
  • 2023-04-09 posted here and finished

Lyrics

Don't know why
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
Attorneys yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.

Why this demand
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
Those courts keep arraignin' all... the time.

[bridge]
When she went away
I told her to forget me.
She said "you'd better pay,
or else you will regret me."
But doing it my way?
The law won't let me!
Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah...

Can't go on...
Ev'ry delay I'd got is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.