Stormy Daniels

• parody of: "Stormy Weather" (lyrics)
• subject: Indictment of Donald Trump

Lyrics

Don't know why
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
DAs yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.

Why this demand
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Maybe I just got in one too many scandals --
It just keeps arraignin' all... the time.

[bridge]
When she went away
I told her to forget me.
She said "you'd better pay,
or else you will regret me."
But doing it my way?
The law won't let me!
Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah...

Can't go on...
Ev'ry excuse I had is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.