Jessie's Job

• parody of: Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield

Jesse is a friend
You know he's always been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it's amazing but true
Jesse found himself a job, and I wish I had one too.

And he's got money in the bank
And he's got medical benefits, I just know it
And he doesn't have to work third shift late late at night

chorus:
You know I wish that I had Jesse's job
I wish that I had Jesse's job
Where can I find employment like that?

I'll play along with the charade
There's no real reason not to apply
Somehow I feel dirty when I'm selling my soul
But I guess it's better than being on the dole.

bridge:
And I'm checkin' my résumé all the time
Wonderin' what human resources don't see in me
I've been an asset, and good for the bottom line
Ain't that the way a worker's supposed to be?