- parody of: Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield
Jesse is a friend
You know he's always been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it's amazing but true
Jesse found himself a job, and I wish I had one too.
And he's got money in the bank
And he's got medical benefits, I just know it
And he doesn't have to work third shift late late at night
You know I wish that I had Jesse's job
I wish that I had Jesse's job
Where can I find employment like that?
I'll play along with the charade
There's no real reason not to apply
Somehow I feel dirty when I'm selling my soul
But I guess it's better than being on the dole.
And I'm checkin' my résumé all the time
Wonderin' what human resources don't see in me
I've been an asset, and good for the bottom line
Ain't that the way a worker's supposed to be?