- I love the TSA
- Yes I love the TSA
- What would I do with all those rights anyway?
- Oh I love the TSA
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- I love it when they look at my shoes
- (So they can) check them over closely for clues
- That they're lovingly crafted with explosive glues
- (That's why) I love it when they look at my shoes.
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- (Their) cute Gestapo uniforms are... so adorable
- (Their) peremptory instructions are clearly not ignorable
- (Their) superior glower is indescribably photogenic
- (And their) scanner's radiation's only slightly carcinogenic
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- Any terrorist they'll spot with one glance
- If one should happen by just by chance
- Officer, come quick -- I think there's one in my pants
- Grab it quick before it gets away
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- I love the TSA
- I love being detained every day
- They're only following orders, so that makes it okay
- Oh I love the TSA
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- (Now we should) never ever let it be said
- (That all that) power ever goes to their head
- 'Cause who wants freedom when there's fear to be spread?
- (Give up your) rights before they take them away!
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- I'm their biggest fan, as you can see
- Our relationship was fated to be
- (They put their) hands inside my shirt and really got a hold on me
- The skies get friendlier every day.
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- I love the TSA
- I hope nobody takes them away
- They keep us safe from soda cans and bottled chardonnay
- Yes I love the TSA
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- you know they're really only just protecting our lives
- by keeping us away from knitting needles and plastic knives
- if you're thinking nasty thoughts towards them, you should be embarrarrassed
- and if you're singing this song, that only proves that you're a terrorist
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- I love the TSA
- Yes I love the TSA
- Their vision is clear, because it goes all the way
- Yes I love the TSA
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- (Just re)member this one thing before you make a remark
- (Or) say something that maybe might be taken for snark
- (For) your own good, they might decide to take you away
- (and) your next layover stop will be Guantanamo Bay
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- I love the TSA
- Yes I love the TSA
- What would I do with all those rights anyway?
- Oh I love the TSA
- I love the TSA
- We're the best of friends, what can I say?
- "Security Agent Doctor" is the game that we play
- Oh I love the TSA
- I love the TSA
- They're saving us from terror each day
- They'll protect us even if they have to take us all away
- Oh I love the TSA
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