TSA

This page is about the TSA, and the song which I wrote about it, which is called "I Love the TSA". I don't really love the TSA, that's just what I called the song, because it's about the TSA, and about my feelings towards the TSA, expressed in a suitably sarcastical-lyric format. (Which is why I call the song "I Love the TSA".)

Basically, ever since the TSA was created, they have been steadily ramping up the invasiveness and authoritarianism surrounding the process that airline passengers (and, bizarrely, crew -- including pilots) must endure in order to get on board an airplane.

It has become clear that these procedures are not only obnoxious and unnecessary, but also completely useless; a number of security experts have stated that these procedures would not stop an actual terrorist. My position on this matter is posted in more detail on Issuepedia.

• lyrics & chords
• video of demo performance on the Couch of Awesome