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* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics])
* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Stormy Weather (song)|Stormy Weather}}" ([https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/61629/Lena+Horne/Stormy+Weather lyrics])
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** '''2023-04-01''' Idea first [https://toot.cat/@woozle/110124995208738729 posted on TootCat]
** '''2023-04-01''' Idea first [https://toot.cat/@woozle/110124995208738729 posted on TootCat]
** '''2023-04-09''' posted here and finished
** '''2023-04-09''' posted here and finished
** '''2024-04-15''' recorded and posted on TootCat
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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Stormy Daniels?
Stormy Daniels?
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
Those courts keep arraignin' all... the time.
Justice keeps arraignin' down all... the time.


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My future's lookin' worse all the time.
My future's lookin' worse all the time.
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Latest revision as of 19:57, 16 April 2024

Lyrics

Don't know why
They won't believe my alibi,
Stormy Daniels.
Attorneys yippin' after me like cocker spaniels
More charges comin' in all the time.

Why this demand
I show up on the stand,
Stormy Daniels?
Guess I figure bigly in too many scandals --
Justice keeps arraignin' down all... the time.

[bridge]
When she went away
I told her to forget me.
She said "you'd better pay,
or else you will regret me."
But doing it my way?
The law won't let me!
Why is being a winner such a crime? whoa-woah...

Can't go on...
Ev'ry delay I'd got is gone,
Stormy Daniels.
Time slippin' through my hands like covfefe granules
My future's lookin' worse all the time.