Pull the Ladder Up

a "conservative" Christmas song

Lyrics

When the world is piling snow on everything in sight
It's so nice to know your parachute is safe and tight
Never mind the human race
You know you've earned your place
They deserve to freeze if they're sleeping in the streets tonight.

  Chorus:
    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
    Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
    'Cuz they make you feel higher up when they stay down there.

When Santa's bringing gifts to all the girls and boys
Make sure he's paid full retail for all those toys.
So some people are in need
Why not just let them bleed?
They could always come inside; they've made their choice.

With earnings you can hide, and poor people outside


Watching people freeze
Puts a great big smile on a job-creator's face


Give everything you can to your local retail chain

Gas was better when it wasn't safe, no matter what they've said
Don't let that socialist Santa Claus pry your guns out from your paws
For Christmas dinner this year everyone will have their fill of lead.

  Chorus:
    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    If you help too much then it shows you don't really care.
    Keep everyone in their place this Christmas
    'Cuz they make you look higher up when they stay down there.

    So pull the ladder up behind you this Christmas
    Keep everyone in their place for goodness' sake.

History

• 2014-12-06 started, in Unfinished/songs
• 2014-12-24 more lyrics
• 2017-11-09 decided it should have its own page