Careless Restroom

• Parody of: Careless Whisper
• Parody written: 2016-05-03
• Topic: HB2 and other "bathroom safety" bills (see Toilets of Terror)

Lyrics

I feel so unsure As I check the signs On the lav door Should I go inside? I just can't decide -- "Man in dress in women's room", or "fag in drag" - choose your suicide. (chorus) I'll never use the lav again Gender police got no reason Never mind how much they may pretend They're just protecting you Everybody's going off the deeper end Terrified by any difference So I'll never use the lav again 'Til I know which to use. (/chorus)

Time will always bring Dumb legislation From the right wing Irony is dead What gets in their head? There's no profit in the truth Just blame someone else instead. (chorus...) The propaganda's been so loud Just trying to stir up their crowd They think that it makes sense to be Checking people's genitals for privacy It's like a drug that makes them dense They say that it's just common sense They use that word, but it's not what they mean It's pretense... (chorus...)