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* '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Taxman}} | |||
* '''Concept''': Bubba | |||
* '''Words''': Woozle | |||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
< | <poem> | ||
Let me tell you how it will be | |||
With you I always will agree | |||
CHORUS: | |||
'Cause I'm a yes man -- yeah, I'm a yes man. | |||
My solemn advice for today | |||
Whatever you want is okay | |||
(CHORUS) | |||
If you tell me jump, I'll ask what height | |||
If you say I'm wrong, I'll say you're right | |||
If you make no sense, there'll be no fight | |||
When I cut the crap, you can have a bite | |||
Don't ask me for the honest truth | |||
I'd sooner have you pull a tooth | |||
(CHORUS) | |||
And you're listening to no-one but me. | |||
</poem> | |||
===alternative lyrics=== | |||
(I came up with these while trying to reconstruct it from memory.) | |||
<poem> | |||
Let me tell you how it will be | Let me tell you how it will be | ||
Anything you say, I will agree | Anything you say, I will agree | ||
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If you ask how far, I'll say "the sky!" | If you ask how far, I'll say "the sky!" | ||
If you want the truth, I'll have to lie | If you want the truth, I'll have to lie | ||
</ | </poem> | ||
Latest revision as of 12:22, 22 April 2022
- Parody of: Taxman
- Concept: Bubba
- Words: Woozle
Lyrics
Let me tell you how it will be
With you I always will agree
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm a yes man -- yeah, I'm a yes man.
My solemn advice for today
Whatever you want is okay
(CHORUS)
If you tell me jump, I'll ask what height
If you say I'm wrong, I'll say you're right
If you make no sense, there'll be no fight
When I cut the crap, you can have a bite
Don't ask me for the honest truth
I'd sooner have you pull a tooth
(CHORUS)
And you're listening to no-one but me.
alternative lyrics
(I came up with these while trying to reconstruct it from memory.)
Let me tell you how it will be
Anything you say, I will agree
'Cause I'm a yes man -- yeah, I'm a yes man.
If you say to jump, I'll ask how high
If you say "mop up", I'll ask how dry
If you ask how far, I'll say "the sky!"
If you want the truth, I'll have to lie