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see also: [[/MoG]]
see also: [[/MoG]]
==When I'm 42==
(from ''The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Musical'')
<poem>
When I'm all finished working it out
millions of years from now
will there still be any electricity
so I can print the question I see?
While I am busy doing those sums,
will you have things to do?
What can the answer possibly mean
when it's forty-two?
</poem>
==Radar Lunch==
==Radar Lunch==
''actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here''
''actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here''
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And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP
</poem>
==Self-Esteem: Social Network Edition==
''originally posted [https://kitty.town/@woozle/19228 here]''
<poem>
Went offline for the tenth time today
And practiced all of the things I should say
Trolls came back with their gaslight abuse
I 'pologized for my intolerant views
Now I know I'm being played
They press my buttons just like I'm an arcade
Back online I'm always off on this ride
But that's okay 'cause I like bleeding inside
</poem>
</poem>
==Morning Is Busted==
==Morning Is Busted==
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And a Vulcan feels no pain
And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.
On the starship Enterprise.
</poem>
==Hutso Goo&trade;==
Not sure if this qualifies as a ''parody'', per se...
<poem>
Wenna was a young bow
Acid poot away those yawn boy days
Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor
All of aloes young bow ways
Whiff a gear lag you
...
'''Chorus''':
:Hutso Goo&trade;
:Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo
:Suntan lung dawn fee lag a shoe
:You mech it... Hutso Goo&trade;.
</poem>
</poem>
==Misc.==
==Misc.==
There needs to be a parody about the Dalai Lama called "Sacred Asian Man".
<poem>
They've given you a ringer
And taken away your claim.
</poem>

Latest revision as of 15:27, 3 November 2023


see also: /MoG

Radar Lunch

actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here

When I get hungry and I need something to munch
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch
We don't need an oven at all!
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch...

Harper Valley ISP

originally posted here

Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP

Morning Is Busted

Morning is busted -- and I ain't fixin' it
I cain't be trusted to get it right.
Pray it's in one piece
Pray I don't blow somethin' up
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night.

Mister Spam Man

Mister Spam Man -- sell me a scheme
Make me the heir of a Nigerian queen
[...]
And tell me that my mounting debt is over

Mister Spam Man -- give me a loan
For only $50, a million I'll own

So cook up your greatest scheme --
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream!

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work
And you know my lap is free
Though I'm quite busy
Take a nap on me
If you lay your furry head
So it's in the way
Then you'll be very sure
Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer

The Microbe Swims Tonight

This part written 2008-05-04

In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight
In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight
(chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...

L-Y (real-life version)

This part written 2006-10-23

You're driving I-85
When you see your exit arrive
How do you change lanes as it goes by?
Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.

Spam in the Place Where You Are

This part written 2005-07-25

Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)
Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
Spam! in the place where you live (empty trash)
Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before

I Am Mr. Spock

On a planet dark and [...]

I have my phaser
And my nerve-pinch to protect me
I am shielded with my force-field
I do not feel emotion
There is none in my brain
Its utter lack of logic I disdain

CHORUS:
I'm Mister Spock
I am a Vuuu...lcan

And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.

Misc.