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see also: [[/MoG]]
see also: [[/MoG]]
 
==Radar Lunch==
==White Room at Tanagra==
''actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here''
([[wikipedia:Darmok|this]] is just [http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Tamarian_language something] that needed to be written...)
<poem>
 
When I get hungry and I need something to munch
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch
We don't need an oven at all!
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch...
</poem>
==Harper Valley ISP==
''originally posted [https://toot.cat/@woozle/4000319 here]''
<poem>
Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP
</poem>
==Morning Is Busted==
<poem>
Morning is busted -- and I ain't fixin' it
I cain't be trusted to get it right.
Pray it's in one piece
Pray I don't blow somethin' up
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night.
</poem>
==Mister Spam Man==
<poem>
<poem>
Darmok and Jalad
Mister Spam Man -- sell me a scheme
On the ocean
Make me the heir of a Nigerian queen
In the winter
[...]
And tell me that my mounting debt is over


On the ocean
Mister Spam Man -- give me a loan
In the winter
For only $50, a million I'll own
At Tanagra


Kiteo,
So cook up your greatest scheme --
His eyes closed
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream!
His face black
 
Temba
His arms open
Sails unfurled
 
Shaka
When the walls fell
In your dark eyes
 
(chorus)
I don't... understand... what you're try...ing to say
I get... all the words... but the sen..ten..ces.... don't make sense.
</poem>
</poem>


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:'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk)
:'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk)
:Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
:Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
:'''Spam'''! in the place where you live (emtpy trash)
:'''Spam'''! in the place where you live (empty trash)
:Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before
:Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before


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And a Vulcan feels no pain
And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.
On the starship Enterprise.
</poem>
==Hutso Goo&trade;==
Not sure if this qualifies as a ''parody'', per se...
<poem>
Wenna was a young bow
Acid poot away those yawn boy days
Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor
All of aloes young bow ways
Whiff a gear lag you
...
'''Chorus''':
:Hutso Goo&trade;
:Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo
:Suntan lung dawn fee lag a shoe
:You mech it... Hutso Goo&trade;.
</poem>
</poem>
==Misc.==
==Misc.==
There needs to be a parody about the Dalai Lama called "Sacred Asian Man".

Latest revision as of 15:27, 3 November 2023


see also: /MoG

Radar Lunch

actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here

When I get hungry and I need something to munch
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch
We don't need an oven at all!
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch...

Harper Valley ISP

originally posted here

Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP

Morning Is Busted

Morning is busted -- and I ain't fixin' it
I cain't be trusted to get it right.
Pray it's in one piece
Pray I don't blow somethin' up
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night.

Mister Spam Man

Mister Spam Man -- sell me a scheme
Make me the heir of a Nigerian queen
[...]
And tell me that my mounting debt is over

Mister Spam Man -- give me a loan
For only $50, a million I'll own

So cook up your greatest scheme --
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream!

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work
And you know my lap is free
Though I'm quite busy
Take a nap on me
If you lay your furry head
So it's in the way
Then you'll be very sure
Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer

The Microbe Swims Tonight

This part written 2008-05-04

In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight
In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight
(chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...

L-Y (real-life version)

This part written 2006-10-23

You're driving I-85
When you see your exit arrive
How do you change lanes as it goes by?
Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.

Spam in the Place Where You Are

This part written 2005-07-25

Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)
Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
Spam! in the place where you live (empty trash)
Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before

I Am Mr. Spock

On a planet dark and [...]

I have my phaser
And my nerve-pinch to protect me
I am shielded with my force-field
I do not feel emotion
There is none in my brain
Its utter lack of logic I disdain

CHORUS:
I'm Mister Spock
I am a Vuuu...lcan

And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.

Misc.

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