Unfinished/parodies

About the Universe

Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me -- Reason kind of frightens me... Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind My thoughts are tangled like a hopeless mess, I don't know what I mean And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior And so I so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind

Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing beyond the patch of land on which they lived much less about the universe Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe is mostly pretty horrible... Never mind your scientists who look at evidence - my answers are in Genesis and what it says about the universe Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind

Unused verses:

Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
is mostly either horrible or simply wrong about the universe

White Room at Tenagra

(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)

Gray Christmas

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer