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[[category:parodies]]This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to [[htwiki:user:Harena|Harena]], a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)
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* '''Parody of''': [[wikipedia:Real Love (Beatles song)|"Real Love" by The Beatles]]
This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to [[htwiki:user:Harena|Harena]], a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)
==Lyrics==
<poem>
All my little faithful sheep
All my little faithful sheep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
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Just believe
Just believe


Just like silly girls and boys
Just like little girls and boys
Fighting over silly toys
Fighting with their little toys
All they ever really wanted
The winner gets to tell everyone
Was to believe
What to believe


So they won't be alone
: So they won't be alone
So they won't be alone
: So they won't be alone
It's real myth
: It's real myth
Yes it's really really real
: Yes it's really really real
It's a real myth
: It's a real myth
It's really really real
: It's really really real


If you just believe then you'll know
If you trust in God then you'll know
Exactly how your life will go
Exactly how your life will go
Wealth and magic ponies are yours
You'll be rich with magic ponies
If you believe
If you believe


So you won't be afraid
: So you won't be afraid
So you won't be afraid
: So you won't be afraid
(We made a) real myth
: It's real myth
It's really really real
: It's really really real
It's a real myth
: It's a real myth
It's really really real
: It's really really real


If the cracker really is God
If the cracker really is God
Death threats don't seem quite so odd
The death threats don't seem quite so odd
All they're really wanting to do
Human lives are less important
Is just believe
Than what you believe


So they won't have to think
: So they won't have to think
So they won't have to think
: So they won't have to think
(About the) real myth
: It's real myth
It's really really real
: It's really really real
Yes the real myth
: Yes the real myth
It's really really real</pre>
: It's really really real
</poem>

Latest revision as of 12:44, 25 April 2022

This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to Harena, a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)

Lyrics

All my little faithful sheep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
You don't need to know the truth
Just believe

Just like little girls and boys
Fighting with their little toys
The winner gets to tell everyone
What to believe

So they won't be alone
So they won't be alone
It's real myth
Yes it's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If you trust in God then you'll know
Exactly how your life will go
You'll be rich with magic ponies
If you believe

So you won't be afraid
So you won't be afraid
It's real myth
It's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If the cracker really is God
The death threats don't seem quite so odd
Human lives are less important
Than what you believe

So they won't have to think
So they won't have to think
It's real myth
It's really really real
Yes the real myth
It's really really real