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[[Category:Woozle Parodies]]'''Inside the Borg Block'''
[[category:parody]]
* by [[Woozle]]
[[category:Star Trek]]
* parody of "Under the Boardwalk"
[[category:Borg]]
[[category:1960s]]
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* parody of "{{l/wp|Under the Boardwalk}}"
==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1===
<poem>
Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every planet we find...<br>
Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every culture we find...
And you'll never miss your old home &ndash; we blank it out of your mind.<br>
And you'll never miss your old home &ndash; we blank it out of your mind.


''chorus''<br>
:Inside the Borg block
Inside the Borg block<br>
:'round the galaxyyy...
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
:Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.
Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.


:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we will all become one
:Inside the Borg block
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; 'cause that's just how things are done
:'round the galaxyyy...
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
:With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 2===
Oh it's so fun to invade and destroy with the power we wield...<br>
Those phaser beams get so hot you gotta turn on your personal force shield


''chorus''<br>
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we will all become one
Inside the Borg block<br>
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; 'cause that's just how things are done
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we warp through outer space
With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!


:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
Oh it's so fun to attack and destroy with the power we wield...
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
Those phaser beams get so hot you need a variable force shield
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we don't have afternoon tea
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; or individuality
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 3===
''instrumental''


''chorus''<br>
:Inside the Borg block
Inside the Borg block<br>
:'round the galaxyyy...
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
:With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.
With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.


''chorus''<br>
:Inside the Borg block<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
:'round the galaxyyy...<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
:With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.
With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.
 
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we don't have afternoon tea
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; or individuality
::'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
</poem>

Latest revision as of 15:48, 18 May 2023

Lyrics

Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every culture we find...
And you'll never miss your old home – we blank it out of your mind.

Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block — we will all become one
Inside the Borg block — 'cause that's just how things are done
Inside the Borg block — we warp through outer space
Inside the Borg block — with rubber tubes in our face
Inside the Borg block — Borg Block!

Oh it's so fun to attack and destroy with the power we wield...
Those phaser beams get so hot you need a variable force shield

Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block

'round the galaxyyy...

With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block — we fly through outer space
Inside the Borg block — with rubber tubes in our face
Inside the Borg block — we don't have afternoon tea
Inside the Borg block — or individuality
Inside the Borg block — Borg Block!