Gilligan's Government

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  • Parody of "Gilligan's Island", if that wasn't obvious


Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale
of a fateful president
He said he meant just what he said,
and said just what he meant.
His history he'd not discuss,
his past we can't confirm
He moved into the White House for
a four-year term, a four-year term.

(fx: explosions)

The towers came a-crashing down
The Pentagon was tossed
If not for the courage of the neocons
the country would be lost.
They sent us in pursuit of some
uncharted desert oil
While leaving freedom in our wake,
the terrorists we'll foil!
The VP and his skipper too
will do their very best
to keep the rich folks comfortable
and stifle all protest
Tapped phones! - bad science! - no bill of rights,
not a single liberty!
Like a fallen Roman Empire,
It's decadent as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
You're sure to feel inspired
By Dubya...
Dick Cheney too...
The billionaires...
...and their stocks
The corporate execs
and lobbyists... in George's Empire!


Started writing this on 2008-01-14, probably at Elmo's Diner; finished it a few weeks ago, not sure exactly when. Was still tweaking it as I typed it in.