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(Created page with "* '''parodies of''': the theme song from ''DuckTales'' ==DuckTape== <poem> ''DuckTape!'' (woo-oo!) Everybody's fixing things with ''DuckTape!'' It's what holds the world together... </poem> ''(See also: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109812759040922783 first post]; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc someone else's filk])'' ==DrugSales== <poem> ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Driving up the prices for those ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Everything is profit margin -- ''Drug S...") |
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Revision as of 21:25, 18 February 2023
- parodies of: the theme song from DuckTales
DuckTape
DuckTape! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's fixing things with
DuckTape!
It's what holds the world together...
(See also: first post; someone else's filk)
DrugSales
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Driving up the prices for those
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Everything is profit margin --
Drug Sales (woo-oo!)
Some people need it,
can't do without it!
Price too high? Nothing
you can do about it!
What to do? Just invest in those...
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Who cares if some people die? That's
Shrug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Don't you dare to regulate our
Thug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Time to buy another yacht with
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's salivating
Watch those profits elevating
Drug Sales!
(See also: first post)
Truck Scales
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Find how much your cargo weighs on
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Need to know what tax to pay
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Every 18-wheeler stops at
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
CockTails
CockTails! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's mixing stuff in
CockTails! (woo-oo!)