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* '''Parody of''' "Levon" by Elton John
* '''Parody of''' "Levon" by Elton John
* '''Parody idea by''' Doug Senko in comments [https://plus.google.com/u/0/104119855035793551431/posts/49eqmPUszgv on Google+]
* '''Parody idea by''' Doug Senko in comments [https://plus.google.com/u/0/104119855035793551431/posts/49eqmPUszgv on Google+]
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Cliven's wounded pride is like a crown
Cliven's wounded pride is like a crown
He wears it for the media
He wears it for the media
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Cliven, Cliven likes his cattle.
Cliven, Cliven likes his cattle.
He has a lot, they say.
He owns a lot, they say.
They spend their days grazin'...
They spend their days grazin'...
On protected land 'cross the motorway.
On protected land 'cross the motorway.
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: And he's really a good man
: And he's really a good man
: And his name is Cliven
: And his name is Cliven
: Ignore his anti-federal plans.
: Just ignore his secession plan.
: And his name is Cliven
: And his name is Cliven
: And he's really a good man
: And he's really a good man
: Cliven shall leech on!
: Cliven shall leech on!
 
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Cliven sells cartoon morality
Cliven sells cartoon morality
He's got a lot of buyers
He's got a lot of buyers
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Pick up a gun and defend it
Pick up a gun and defend it
Because who ever has the guns has the right.
Because who ever has the guns has the right.
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: And his name is Cliven
: And his name is Cliven
: And he's really a good guy
: And he's really a good guy
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: And he's really a good man
: And he's really a good man
: Cliven shall leech on!
: Cliven shall leech on!
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==Notes==
If I ever get a chance to re-record the lyrics, I will change "Ignore his anti-federal plans" to "just ignore his secession plan".

Latest revision as of 13:31, 22 April 2022

  • Parody of "Levon" by Elton John
  • Parody idea by Doug Senko in comments on Google+

Cliven's wounded pride is like a crown
He wears it for the media
Because he likes to blame
Other people for bringing him down.

Cliven, Cliven likes his cattle.
He owns a lot, they say.
They spend their days grazin'...
On protected land 'cross the motorway.

He was born supported by a farm
That depended on
Bargain grazing rights
On land maintained by Uncle Sam
Cliven's gonna demand his slice today...

And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Just ignore his secession plan.
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
Cliven shall leech on!

Cliven sells cartoon morality
He's got a lot of buyers
Cliven invents history all day
Stands on a stage attended by his squires

And Cliven, he only wants what's his --
Believes that's everything in sight.
Pick up a gun and defend it
Because who ever has the guns has the right.

And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good guy
And his name is Cliven
Wants his share of the American pie
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good guy
Cliven shall leech on!

And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Never mind all his racist rants (whoo!)
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
Cliven shall leech on!

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