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[[Category:Woozle Parodies]]
[[category:parody]]
''sung to the tune of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel''
[[category:food]]
 
[[category:Billy Joel]]
[[category:1980s]]
* '''parody of''' of "{{l/wp|All for Leyna}}" by {{l/wp|Billy Joel}}
* '''written''' in the mid-to-late 1980s
We<br>
We<br>
Went out to eat<br>
Went out to eat<br>

Latest revision as of 13:29, 22 April 2022

We
Went out to eat
Ordered too much
She didn't tell me there was
Lots
How can a man
Eat any more?

She
Gave me a knife
And then a fork
What will it take until she
Stops
Kidding herself
And wasting my time

CHORUS:

Whoaa...
I don't want any more food, cause I'm saving it all for later
I use a microwave too, it's in the room down the hall for later
I won't eat anything new, you're driving me up the wall for later

She
Had a big mac
With everything on
Eating that all-beef patty
Made
With industrial waste
And a sesame bun

We
Sat down to eat
And have a good time
But when I saw the plastic
Meat
Quick as a wink
I changed my mind

(CHORUS)

MIDDLE 8:

I
Feel like a fool
I'm losing some weight
Making my doctor lose his mind
I don't wanna eat
I just wanna sleep
Can't I save it for later one more time...

Now
I'm in my room
Reading a book
"How to Get Fat in 30
Days"
By someone called
Elizabeth Taylor

So
Read in the dark
With the radio on
So I can't hear my mother saying
"You!
Look very thin --
Please eat some more."

(CHORUS)