Ag Pleez Donny

Specs

• parody of: "Ag Pleez Deddy" by Jeremy Taylor (lyrics)
• context: imagine this being sung by Elon to DT (in a South African accent)

Words

Ag pleez Donny, can we balance up the budget?
I wanna give more money to billionaires.
We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office
and then we'll blame the poverty on everybody else.

chorus
Starlink, cybertrucks,
soon I'll have a trillion bucks
boring tunnels under the Vegas strip
Ag, Donnie, how I missed
(something) white supremacist
...

Ag pleez Donny, can't we let in the immigrants?
I need to hire more workers on H1-B.
We'll bring them in from India --
they cost less than Americans
and if they complain, they have to go back home.