Huge Semi
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- Parody of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens
- Parody written late 1980s
chorus:
- I'm being followed by a huge semi
- Huge semi, huge semi
- Gonna get flattened by a huge semi
- Huge semi, huge semi
And if I ever lose my tires
If their warranty expires
Yes if I ever lose my tires
I won't have to steer no more
And if I ever lose my brakes
If Midas made some big mistakes
Yes if I ever lose my brakes
I won't have to stop no more.
(chorus)
- I'm being followed by a huge semi
- Huge semi, huge semi
- An eighteen-wheeler, it's a huge semi
- Huge semi, huge semi.
And if I ever lose my life
While driving on I-95
Yes if I ever lose my life
I won't pay no tolls no more
If I ever lose my clutch
Power steering, shocks and such
Yes if I ever lose my clutch
I'll have to buy a new one... (guitar riff)
bridge:
- I tried to short-cut my way
- Without a map in sight
- Now if I can't find the highway
- I'll be driving all night...
(chorus)