Clockstopian Garden

• parody of Octopus's Garden
• first posted 2022-03-14 on Discord and then toot.cat

Lyrics

I'd like to be
off DST
so adjusting all the clocks isn't a thing
it would be fine
we'd know the time
and our alarms wouldn't be an hour off when they ring.

We would sing and raise a drink
to know our clocks were always in sync!

I'd like to be
off DST
in a clock-setting-less garden with you.

We could say
That we know the time of day
Just looking at our wall-clocks from afar
Oh what fun
Not adjusting a single one
Knowing they're happy how they are

We would be so happy you and me
never getting jet-lag while at home!

I'd like to be
off DST
with no clocks to put hours forward or back