Unfinished/parodies
see also: /MoG
When I'm 42
(from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Musical)
When I'm all finished working it out
millions of years from now
will there still be any electricity
so I can print the question I see?
Given the time to work it all out,
will you have things to do?
What can the answer possibly mean
when it's forty-two?
Radar Lunch
actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here
When I get hungry and I need something to munch
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch
We don't need an oven at all!
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch...
Harper Valley ISP
originally posted here
Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP
Self-Esteem: Social Network Edition
originally posted here
Went offline for the tenth time today
And practiced all of the things I should say
Trolls came back with their gaslight abuse
I 'pologized for my intolerant views
Now I know I'm being played
They press my buttons just like I'm an arcade
Back online I'm always off on this ride
But that's okay 'cause I like bleeding inside
Morning Is Busted
Morning is busted -- and I ain't fixin' it
I cain't be trusted to get it right.
Pray it's in one piece
Pray I don't blow somethin' up
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night.
Mister Spam Man
Mister Spam Man -- sell me a scheme
Make me the heir of a Nigerian queen
[...]
And tell me that my mounting debt is over
Mister Spam Man -- give me a loan
For only $50, a million I'll own
So cook up your greatest scheme --
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream!
D'Oh, A Goof
to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...
Take a Nap on Me
a song for Pip
- If I'm trying to work
- And you know my lap is free
- Though I'm quite busy
- Take a nap on me
- If you lay your furry head
- So it's in the way
- Then you'll be very sure
- Nothing's done today
Be a Man
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon
With all the charm of a raging lawyer
The Microbe Swims Tonight
This part written 2008-05-04
- In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight
- In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight
- (chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...
L-Y (real-life version)
This part written 2006-10-23
- You're driving I-85
- When you see your exit arrive
- How do you change lanes as it goes by?
- Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.
Spam in the Place Where You Are
This part written 2005-07-25
- Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)
- Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
- Spam! in the place where you live (empty trash)
- Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before
I Am Mr. Spock
- parody of: I Am a Rock
On a planet dark and [...]
I have my phaser
And my nerve-pinch to protect me
I am shielded with my force-field
I do not feel emotion
There is none in my brain
Its utter lack of logic I disdain
CHORUS:
I'm Mister Spock
I am a Vuuu...lcan
And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.
Hutso Goo™
Not sure if this qualifies as a parody, per se...
Wenna was a young bow
Acid poot away those yawn boy days
Not that I'm gettin' odor so much odor
All of aloes young bow ways
Whiff a gear lag you
...
Chorus:
Hutso Goo™
Camo Bay, be make it Hut, So, Goo
Suntan lung dawn fee lag a shoe
You mech it... Hutso Goo™.
Misc.
There needs to be a parody about the Dalai Lama called "Sacred Asian Man".
They've given you a ringer
And taken away your claim.