Mister Virus

Script

Reporter: We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?
Joe Walsh: Life's been good to me so far
Reporter: And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"
KC & Sunshine Band: That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh)
Reporter: Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?
War: Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
Reporter: The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:
Sam Cooke: Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book
Reporter: Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?
Alanis Morisette You've already won me over...