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Introduction
- Parody of: "A Horse with No Name" by America
I hope it's clear that I'm not so much talking about the music itself as the selection that's available on the radio.
Words
- In the first part of the hour
- They were playing songs I used to love
- There were Eagles, Clapton, Steely Dan
- There was Sly and the Family Stone
- In the second part of the hour
- They were playing songs I'd grown tired of
- There were Byrds and Floyd and John and Paul
- There was Crosby, Stills and Nash
- Chorus:
- You see I've lived with the desert that is music today
- And I know how it came out this way
- In the desert, the only stream is called main
- 'Cause there ain't no way for anyone to complain
- After two days of Boston and Journey
- I thought I might expire
- There was Kansas, Styx and Rolling Stones
- There was Earth and Wind and Fire
- The songs were good and they had withstood
- The test of time, it's said
- But the story that they told of back when music was bold
- Made me sad to think it was dead
- Chorus:
- You see I've lived with the desert that is music today
- And I know how it came out this way
- In the desert, they can decide what you hear
- They decide for today and they decide for next year
- After nine days, I turned the radio off
- 'Cause the morning shows went on too long
- There were ads and fluff and laser sounds
- And the DJ talked over each song
- The DJs are recordings phoned in over a wire
- But they act like they live in your town
- In New York City, machines decide what will sell
- And the humans have to sit down