Cliven

• Parody of "Levon" by Elton John
• Parody idea by Doug Senko in comments on Google+

Cliven's wounded pride is like a crown
He wears it for the media
Because he likes to blame
Other people for his own mistakes.

Cliven, Cliven likes his cattle.
He has a lot, they say.
They spend their days grazin'...
On protected land 'cross the motorway.

He was born supported by a farm
That depended on
Bargain grazing rights
On land maintained by Uncle Sam
Cliven's gonna demand his slice today...

And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Never mind all his racist rants.
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
Cliven shall leech on!

Cliven sells (unfinished)

And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Ignore his anti-federal plans.
And his name is Cliven
Cliven shall leech on!