You Hurt

• parody of You Learn

Words

I... recommend getting a rubber tube in your urethra (I certainly do)
I... recommend rearranging your naughty bits under anesthesia (yeah)

Take your meds (what a lot of little pills)
Ice it down (try not to tug down on the tube)
Sit around for six weeks until the healing's through

Chorus
Before - you hurt
After - you hurt
Awake - you hurt
In dreams - you hurt

You live - you hurt
You love - you huuuurt.

I... recommend having your soulmate commit suicide (you really should try it)
I... recommend spending your life wondering what's wrong inside

Just hold it down (you know it's only in your mind)
Keep it up (just get on with your work)
Rinse and repeat until it all explodes.