If You're Guilty and You Know It

• Parody of: If You're Happy and You Know It

I... just don't even know where my brain comes up with these things, sometimes.

Lyrics

If you're guilty and you know it go to jail
If you're guilty and you know it go to jail
If you're guilty and you know it,
Then your plea will really show it
If you're guilty and you know it go to jail

If you're desperate and you know it, rob a bank
If you're desperate and you know it, rob a bank
If you're desperate and you know it,
Then the monitors will show it
If you're desperate and you know it, rob a bank

If you're addicted and you know it, snort some coke
If you're addicted and you know it, snort some coke
If you're addicted and you know it,
Then your nose will really show it
If you're addicted and you know it, snort some coke

If you're abusive and you know it, beat your wife
If you're abusive and you know it, beat your wife
If you're abusive and you know it,
Then your fist will really show it
If you're abusive and you know it, beat your wife

If you're violent and you know it, shoot your kids
If you're violent and you know it, shoot your kids
If you're violent and you know it,
Then forensic tests will show it
If you're violent and you know it, shoot your kids