Mister Virus

Script

Reporter: We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?

Joe Walsh: ♪ Life's been good to me so far ♪

Reporter: And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"

KC & Sunshine Band: ♪ That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh) ♪

Reporter: Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?

War: ♪ Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends ♪

Reporter: The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:

Sam Cooke: ♪ Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book ♪

Reporter: Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?

Alanis Morisette: ♪ You've already won me over ♪